Amber Leigh : Southern Florida, Family and Fiddle

Amber Leigh : Southern Florida, Family and Fiddle

Welcome to Florida! Welcome to Amber Leigh and her awesome band

THE AMBER LEIGH BAND.  

Let’s dive in shall we?  I conducted an interview

with Amber Leigh that started out on Twitter and she graciously agreed to

answer some questions for me.  Now, I promised Amber Leigh that I would

make at least 4 to 5 posts on this here Country blog so here is the first of

what I hope to be 5 posts concerning 

Amber Leigh and the Amber Leigh Band.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I have enjoyed getting to know this amazing

musician from Florida.

Country Christo  “What are 5 tips you would give to aspiring musicians

BEFORE they launch their music career and dive into the music industry? “

Amber Leigh:

 “Know how you want to sound- more importantly,

embrace that you sound original- don't try to copy anyone else's sound,

because it is individuality that fans love.  Use your influences to enhance

your sound, not define it.

Know what demographic you are wanting to hit- If you want to hit

Taylor Swift fans, play venues that cater to that age group- like 
family friendly fairs and festivals. Having your merchandise 
and music readily available to sell to the right demographic is 
important and helpful.

Be ready- Realize that there are no real "overnight successes". 
There are however, "overnight success" that have been 
12 years in the making- that finally popped.

To the consumer it may seem like the next new thing came 
from nowhere. It is a long road, longer for some than others. 
But, if your are playing music everyday and really live for it, 
it is easy to enjoy the ride.

Practice. There is always someone younger, prettier, and more 
talented than you waiting in the wings. So why not be the 
best you can be all the time?

Have a good attitude- Making music is a gift that only a 
small number of us are blessed with. Always have fun 
when you are performing, writing, practicing or recording. 
Know the sometimes music turns into work when

you are doing it everyday - but, think of how lucky you are 
to be doing

MUSIC EVERYDAY. “

Country Christo “  In 50 Words or less per person, can you describe each

member of your band including sound and lighting? Starting with their

names , after that get descriptive.  “

Amber Leigh:

“First off, let me say, that in my opinion, I have the most 
amazing band and crew ever! My band is extremely talented 
and diverse... They are my best friends and family - literally.

Let's starts with the Band-

Randy James  

( acoustic guitar & vocals ) my dad. We call my dad the hulk

he is a 6'2 powerhouse that should be on the cover of 
workout & GQ magazines. We have been playing music together 
since I was 4 years old. The women that come to see the  band 
always fall head over heels for my dad which is hilarious to 
watch. I think his fan club is as big as mine.

Sean Radford

electric guitar, mandolin and vocals- aka "seattle" 

you can guess where he is from.  Sean is a monster 
on guitar and absolutely killer on mandolin. Sean is the 
other book end to my father- with huge muscles

they both balance out both sides of the stage and 
put me in the middle.

Ralph Cenilli

 bass- we refer to him as "rockin ralph". Before I was born, 
my dad had a rock band called Randy James and the Availables.  
Rockin Ralph was the bass player for that band. When my 
first band was formed, I was 8 years old and Rocking Ralph 
was the bass player then. He always says, 
"I knew Amber when she was in 2 pieces".

Matt Crowning

drums- matt is also my husband. :) Matt is the musical director

for the band. Matt and I have been married for 2 years 
and have been together for 6 years (playing music & dating). 
We do a lot of the song writing together. I am usually

the one to get the song started, and when I get stuck, 
Matt finishes my sentences- or songs :) On stage 
Matt is known for his legendary drum solos. He is a blast to 
watch live. I always want to turn myself around with my back 
to the audience just so I can see the show too.

Now onto sound and crew-

Matt Hyman 

everything we need- "Matty" is our guitar tech, drum tech, 
stage hand, merchandise manager, cable wrapper, water getter, 
make -up fixer, fiddle tuner, grab a sharpie, take a picture, 
hang the banner, one man do-it-all kinda guy.

Matty has been with us for over 8 years and we couldn't 
live without him. Matty likes to drink Captain Morgan and is 
always telling jokes with the rest of the band boys.

Holland Ryan

sound engineer- This guy is the most important piece of 
the puzzle. He runs front of house sound and our ear-monitors. 
Holland also does all the live recordings for all our live tracks 
that are released. Holland is the most, calm,

sweet, amazing guy. Even if we get to a show, and all the 
back line is wrong, Holland always is like " don't worry, it's fine, 
I will fix it." He has been running our sound for over 10 years  
and  he is just as big a part of the band as I am.

Hanna Rachael

 "hanna- bear" - Merchandise-  my best friend since 
middle school. A blonde bombshell- everyone loves to go to 
the merch table to chat with her. Bear is super organized and 
because of that, we thought merchandise would be the

job for her. Hanna travels everywhere with me and is really 
more of a life line to protect me from all the boys we have to 
hang with all the time. “

Country Christo “ Who are your top 5 musical influences? “

Amber Leigh

“Mark o Connor

The Corrs

Shania Twain

Patsy Cline

My dad “

Country Christo “How many songs do you perform on stage for a Amber Leigh Band

show and do you have a set list? “

Amber Leigh

“Set list! Ha ha ha- that is a running joke- I try, try, try. 
Every show I hand out the show list, and I can never seem to 
keep to it. I always feel that every venue we do, the audience is 
different. I feel out the the crowd, and of they are digging' the 
fiddle music, I will throw some extra Irish tunes in, or if they

loved to slow dance, or if they like to rock.... It's easier for me 
to keep a master list near me and a "guideline" list as well. 
The band hates it, but I think it's good to keep them on their toes. 
I think the only time in 15 years I stuck to a list was because we 
were live on tv..... Don't want to throw any curve balls

then. We do a 2 hour show.

Country Christo “How is the search for a major record label 
going OR are you happy with being " REBEL INDEPENDENT " ?
( that would be the name of my music company but I digress :) “

Amber Leigh

“ We are definitely on the hunt for the RIGHT major label. We 
are very gratefulfor how successful we have been being a 
Indi act, but I feel the major would help us with the big push. “

Country Christo “This is the first 5 questions for now Amber Leigh,

thanks for playing along. I'm writing a book called the

ORANGE RACE

to go along with my National Debt Training.  It's geared toward

Women Entrepreneurs who can kick it into high gear when it comes to

being successful.  I think you fit right into this category. Thanks again
go out to Amber Leigh for this interview.  

Respectfully in TRUTH,

"Country"  Christo Strom on Twitter

Author

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels ( on Facebook )

Head of Angel Promotions

Taylor Swift

Taylor Swift

Happy Birthday and Best Wishes go out today to Taylor Swift.

Orange Race suggestion for =>  Taylor.

Show up anytime, and I will stop in the middle of the race and

FAINT.  Just kidding. 

Orange Race

Green Bay Wisconsin to Colorado Springs Colorado

80 Stops in 93 Days.

Summer 2012, as part of the health and wealth tour.

Inaugural Event , geared toward Female Business Entrepreneurs

who are tired of hearing about the National Debt.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of OrangeRace Card Angels

Head of AngelPromotions

P.S.  Enjoy the day Taylor.  You are incredible! Peace Out!!

MINE ANGEL CLICK HERE

Dierks Bentley : Draw Me A Map and the Orange Race

Dierks Bentley : Draw Me A Map and the Orange Race

Before God threw together this world we inhabit called

PLANET EARTH, He had to have drawn a map of the Universe.

It just doesn’t make any sense that He would haphazardly

put places and events together to form chaos.  Yet so often

is the case, uninformed people believe there is no order to

life and their existence.

Now, looking at the National Debt as it balloons up to over

15 trillion dollars, it sure appears that our United States

Government is whole hog into a world of chaos doesn’t it?

Now let’s just forget about that for a minute and focus on

something else.  In a 5 state area of Minnesota, Wisconsin,

Iowa, Nebraska and Colorado there are around 20 Million

residents who call these places HOME.  Ok that much I know

to be true. 

Where am I going?  I am going to start in Green Bay Wisconsin

and meander through Wisconsin, Iowa, Nebraska and end up

somewhere in the Mountains of Colorado.  I even drew a map

that is completely Orange with small little Black Lighning Bolts

as boundaries.  I included Minnesota because that is where I live

and breathe.  But I am starting the Orange Race at Lambeau Field. 

Title Town USA

Before I go any further to explain , I think I will just stop here and

put up the lyrics to Dierks Bentley’s Draw Me a Map and his video.

So without further ado, here they are :

DRAW ME A MAP

Staring deep into your eyes

Searching for answers to questions I can't find

If I took for granted that I held your heart

I'd beg forgiveness but I don't know where to start

Draw me a map that leads me back to you

I don't know where to go, please tell me what to do

Help me find the road you're on

I just need directions home

Draw me a map that leads me back to you

I've never been so at loss

I'm at a canyon I can't get around or cross

So baby come down here, lay by my side

And tell me love's not lost across the great divide

Draw me a map that leads me back to you

I don't know where to go, please tell me what to do

Help me find the road you're on

I just need directions home

Draw me a map that leads me back to you

You're my destiny and destination

Understand my desperation - you

The only place I wanna be

So get us back to you and me

Draw me a map that leads me back to you

I don't know where to go, please tell me what to do

Help me find the road you're on

I just need directions home

Draw me a map that leads me back to you

ORANGE RACE

80 STOPS IN 93 DAYS

as part of NATIONAL DEBT TRAINING

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of OrangeRace Card Angels

Head of AngelPromotions

Orange Race : Bear With Me

ORANGE RACE : BEAR WITH ME

Just the facts Mam!

Happy Veterans Day to everyone in the United States Armed Forces!

God bless you for everything! 

ORANGE RACE : BEAR WITH ME

The Orange Race details:

First I will give you a few money details;

I put women first in my example!

Day One

220 Women times $220.00 => $48,400.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person

who is the trainer exactly:

$48,400.00 minus $19,360.00 = $29,040.00

Day Two

440 Women times $220.00 => $96,800.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person

who is the trainer exactly:

$96,800.00 minus $38,720.00 = $58,080.00

Day Three

660 Women times $220.00 => $145,200.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person

who is the trainer exactly:

$145,200.00 minus $58,080.00 = $87,120.00

Day Four

880 Women times $220.00 => $193,600.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person

who is the trainer exactly:

$193,600.00 minus $77,440.00 = $116,160.00

Day Five +(~~+~~)+ ***** ***** ***** ***** *****

1100 Women times $220.00 => $242,000.00

Minus 40 percent for National and State Taxes gives one person

who is the trainer exactly:

$242,000.00 minus $96,800.00 = $145,200.00

Ok so these are money figures that you can use to grow your empire.

I call the $220.00 that must be paid in order to be trained the

DOUBTING THOMAS fee.  Why do I call it that?  I will give you three reasons.

Reason Number One => DOUBTING THOMAS – the word DEBT begins with the

letter D and ends with the letter T.

Reason Number Two => DOUBTING THOMAS – the Dow Jones and the 401K.

I do not believe in sending money to Wall Street and rely on people I have never

met or have any confidence in to manage my money.  People who do rely on

Wall Street need to have their heads examined to see if they have any brain

matter left.

Reason Number Three => DOUBTING THOMAS going back , Way back, there

was one person who just couldn’t believe without touching the wounds after

Jesus reappeared to his disciples.  Right now there are over 300 million

DOUBTING THOMASES in the United States.  How do I know this? Because

you all are waiting for the right moment to test the waters.  Like a lost and

desperate Water Buffalo praying that the prey on the other side does not

do him any harm.

OK Words to Challenge you to action. Now I have given you the Doubting

Thomas figures in the examples I used with women.  This will never change

but you will need to know why the figures are set that way.  Why $220.00

and why not say $10,000.00?

To be eligible to be in the Orange Race you will have to pony up at the

minimum $10,000.00.  I just used the Doubting Thomas figures to show you

how to raise more than enough money to be eligible.  If you just sit there and

do nothing but complain, LIFE WILL PASS YOU BYE BYE

Jesus Words

MATTHEW 25: 1 to 25:11 ( Happy Veterans Day)

25   Then shall the kingdom of heaven be likened unto

ten virgins, which took their lamps, and went forth to meet

the bridegroom.

2     And five of them were wise, and five were foolish.

3     They that were foolish took their lamps, and took no oil

with them:

4     But the wise took oil in their vessels with their lamps.

5     While the bridegroom tarried, they all slumbered and

slept.

6     And at midnight there was a cry made, Behold, the

bridegroom cometh; go ye out to meet him.

7     Then all those virgins arose, and trimmed their lamps.

8     And the foolish said unto the wise, Give us of your oil;

for our lamps are gone out.

9     But the wise answered, saying not so; lest there be not

enough for us and you: but go ye rather to them that sell,

and buy for yourselves.

10    And while they went to buy, the bridegroom came;

and they that were ready went in with him to the marriage:

and the door was shut.

11    Afterward came also the other virgins, saying Lord, Lord,

open to us.

+++

Now on Thanksgiving 2011, I will continue with how to accomplish

a balanced attack on the National Debt.  Please stay tuned and again

if you can read this hug a teacher, thank a veteran, and God bless

you all.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Here is another great video from

Sarah Bella. Like Superman. with Lyrics

below the Video for you to sing along.

Lyrics copywritten Sarah Bella @

Ill be the one to give him the bandage

when he scrapes his knees

but you'll be the one to say son stand up

wipe it off like me

but he'll need so much more ,

when hes out searching for a hero

See I hope he looks at you like superman

show him how to be strong as he can

when he starts to drift bring him back to shore

love him so he knows what a man is for

Teach him truth , teach him simple and

always hold my hand

He'll see love, He'll see wisdome

He'll see a man

He's here today but wait till tomorrow

When he'll have to choose what footprints he'll follow

and when hes lost and no one in this world can help him

I hope he'll know that he can turn his eyes to heaven

Orange Race : Lee Brice, Love Like Crazy

Orange Race : Lee Brice, Love Like Crazy

Runners Ready!

On your Marks

Get Sets

Goes!

It’s official , the Orange Race has just begun.

They called him chris – e when they started out

You ever reach back in your memory and pull out a good one?

Well, sit right back in your computer chair and let me grind

out a yarn for y’all.

You see back before I can remember, there was this guy

nicknamed BEAN.

Well, BEAN had a funny way of talking to me when I was younger.

Him and my Gramms would always call me Chrissy.

It’s funny because it never bothered me any until I got to be a teenager.

You can’t call me Chrissy in front of my friends!

One day in the early 70’s, um, that’s 1970’s before the Internet.

Anyways, I was really good as a baseball player back in the 70’s

and this one particular year, the baseball coach gave me two tickets

to see the Pittsburgh Pirates play the Los Angeles Dodgers at

Chavez Ravine AKA Dodger Stadium.  Back when Vin Skully was the

announcer and Jimmy Dean was a major sponsor.   The day

arrived and since my dad had to work that day, BEAN said he would

take me. 

I was so excited to go to my first PROFESSIONAL Baseball game and

to top it off, it was HELMET day.  Every kid 14 and under got a free

helmet with a professional logo and everything!

Excitement crept up inside of me and I stated to BEAN that I felt

really happy to be going to the game with him.

Bean replied, Thanks Chrissy!

So we are driving up to the stadium and horrors among horrors,

the gates were locked. WHAT?!!! I looked at the tickets and right

on the ticket said

GAME TIME 7:05 p.m.

 Only, I could have sworn the tickets said 12:05 p.m.

I told BEAN that I was sorry I made the mistake.

That’s all right Chrissy.  Hey are you hungry Chrissy? I’ll take you downtown

to get something to eat.

LOS ANGELES in the middle of the day.  That particular summer day, it was hot.

We got out of the car and found a cafeteria style restaurant.  We were just

about up to the cash register to pay for the food when a huge commotion

involving the police occurred RIGHT BEHIND BEAN.  I remember the cops

taking this guy away in handcuffs screaming and hollering.  But BEAN was

the picture of pure calm.  Bean asked me, Did you get enough on your

plate Chrissy?  Those mashed potatoes and gravy look good.  He reached

for a spoon and plunked a bunch of potatoes and gravy on my plate.

There you go Chrissy!

We made it through lunch without any more police interuptions and then

walked around Los Angeles for a couple hours before gametime.

To tell you the truth, I don’t remember who won the game but I do remember

getting the Pittsburgh Pirate helmet and told BEAN all the way home how much

fun I had that day.

So when it came time to leave, BEAN and Gramms would get in their car but

before he did, he always made it a point to hand me a five dollar bill and say

Don’t spend it all in one place Chrissy! 

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

P.S.

for more information about the

ORANGE RACE, go to Orange Race Card Angels

Here’s a video from Lee Brice that for whatever reason makes me think

of BEAN and GRAMMS, and the Other Ones who will remain blameless!!!!
I have this recurring dream when BEAN and GRAMMS are looking down
from heaven singing with ALL THE ANGELS , look isn't that Crazy?
They got the memo <( +++ )>

"Love Like Crazy"

They called them crazy when they started out

Said, "Seventeen's too young to know what loves about"

They've been together fifty-eight years now

That's crazy

He brought home sixty-seven bucks a week

Bought a little 2 bedroom house on Maple Street

Where she blessed him with six more mouths to feed

Now that's crazy

Just ask him how he did it

He'll say, "Pull up a seat

It'll only take a minute

To tell you everything"

Be a best friend, tell the truth

And overuse "I love you"

Go to work, do your best

Don't outsmart your common sense

Never let your prayin' knees get lazy

And love like crazy

They called him crazy when he quit his job

Said them home computers, boy, they'll never take off

Well, he sold his one man shop to Microsoft

And they paid like crazy

Just ask him how he made it

He'll tell you faith and sweat

And the heart of a faithful woman

Who never let him forget

Be a best friend, tell the truth

And overuse "I love you"

Go to work, do your best

Don't outsmart your common sense

Never let your prayin' knees get lazy

And love like crazy

Always treat your woman like a lady

Never get to old to call her baby

Never let your prayin' knees get lazy

And love like crazy

They called him crazy when they started out

They've been together fifty-eight years now

Ain't that crazy?

The Band Perry and Sarah Bella LOVE MUSIC

Author Christo Strom

Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions

National Debt Training $ 10,000.00 

It aint complicated.  360,000 Women in the Circle of Light.

Doing what they do best.  Some of them will be singing like

The Band Perry.  Where are the men you ask?

Good question.  Since I am the Sole Owner of Orange Race

Card Angels, I’m keeping this strictly for women only!

Business Women Only!  360,000 Women, it will be a beautiful

sight indeed.  

But guess what?  All the country music in the world can’t form

this super group.  There is only ONE WAY to form this

SUPER GROUP.

Instead of talking about it, I want to experience it for myself!

Because, after all is said and done, ready for this one?

I AM A JEALOUS GOD +(~~+~~)+

 And I only want what is best for my

Orange Race Card Angels.   

Stay tuned Country Music Fans.

Here is a couple videos I hope you will enjoy. One is from

The Band Perry. One is from an artist named Sarah Bella

doing a cover of The Band Perry’s If I Die Young. And the

last video is just business from Orange Race Card Angels.

ENJOY and have a Countrified Summer 2011!









Respectfully in TRUTH,

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Leah Seawright : The Country and Angels 101

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo


THE COUNTRY AND ANGELS 101

LEAH SEAWRIGHT

Dear Leah:

As the owner of a business in Minnesota, I would like to
invite you to answer a question. Ready Leah, ok here we
go.

WHAT IS THE ANSWER TO THIS EQUATION?

The equation is 

0 + 0

Now, Leah before you answer I am going to stop you from
saying that the answer is zero.
Because in my National Debt Training Class I teach that the
answer is....
Well, you'll just have to come to one of my classes and find
out.
But I will say this Leah. The answer will astound you. When you
leave one of my classes your EYES WILL SEE THINGS IN A WHOLE
DIFFERENT LIGHT. I PREFER ORANGE But that's just because I'm
a bit biased. It's my favorite color        +(~~+~~)+


By the way, Leah, before I forget Happy Valentines day 2011.
After graduating from my class, one of the future Valentines
you will be receiving SPECIALLY DESIGNED ANGEL WINGS.
Just because.


Respectfully in TRUTH






Chief Crazy Captain Country Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. HMM, I could go for a Cranberry Orange Muffin
right about now!

Justice Free and ABBA LUKEY with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo


One Hundred and Forty Trillion Dollars with CCCChristo


Is it any wonder they call me CRAZY?

$140,000,000,000,000

As in ahem.....

One Hundred Forty Trillion Dollars and No Cents.
I just thought I'd throw in the NO CENTS for FREE.

Now you may look at that and say:

" IMPOSSIBLE, Chief Crazy Captain Christo those are impossible
numbers. The United States of America has a debt totaling over
Fourteen Trillion Dollars and can't seem to find a way to fix the
problem. Now you want to go and run a number like TEN TIMES
14 Trillion Dollars. Are you mad, are you out of your mind. GASP.
ARE YOU CRAZY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN CHRISTO REPLIES:

"ABBA LUKEY"

( which means FATHER LUCKY for you pronunciation freaks out there!)
And I am going to be teaching my CRAZYNESS in Minnesota, Wisconsin,
Iowa, Nebraska and Colorado. I am going to be teaching exclusively
for women who want a better life and are comfortable being called
an ORANGE RACE CARD ANGEL. Without having to die to be SAINTED.
I only deal with all things ANGELS. The starting line will always be, as I have
stated before $10,000.00 to start. All my Orange Race Card Angels will be
taught the value of a

FAITHFUL AND TRUE VISION +(~~+~~)+


Respectively in TRUTH,











Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

The Country (USA), The Kid and The Uncle with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions


From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo


GRIZ +(~~+~~)+  40 Year Kid with CCCChristo


That's right, we are born free.
We always have been and we always will be.
Forever and ever, Born Free.

To: Kid Rock ( Detroit Michigan )and Uncle Kracker

From: CCCChristo

I am a man on a mission.  5 States Minnesota, Wisonsin,
Iowa, Nebraska and Colorado.  National Debt Training
with 360,000 Women from their prospective states.
All of them Born Free, All of them to remain Free.
These are my ANGELS and yes, they are all women.
Nobody will see the TRUE GLORY OF THE LORD until
my mission is complete.  I just want to say THANK YOU
KID ROCK for your song and I would like to teach you
how to Erase the National Debt.  It  will only take

 7 minutes +(~~+~~)+

to explain but it will last an eternity once
WE GET IT RIGHT MR RITCHIE and Uncle Kracker


Respectfully in TRUTH,








Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. +(~~+~~)+ Orange Race Card Angels
official invite for KID ROCK and BAND and FAMILY +(~~+~~)+

and of course Uncle Kracker

Dumb Angels in Dallas with CCCChristo +(~~+~~)+

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo

To: The NFL
From: CCC"C"Christo

Regarding Dallas Half Time Super Bowl 45.
Get your heads out of your ASS.
This is Dallas for Pete's Sake. Are you kidding me
The Black Eyed Peas.

"With all the insanely good talent available right in TEXAS
THIS IS UNFORGIVABLE. END of STORY."
That is a direct quote sent to me from above from " Saint Stephen "

You might recognize him from the second video!


Respectfully in TRUTH,













Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Ashley Gearing ( U.S. National Debt ) with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo,

Dear Ashley Gearing:
Tell me what you think about US? And in this question I am
referring to the National Debt. Here is a snapshot of the
Day After Christmas and the United States National Debt.

13,873,333,237,461.34

Now I realize this is a bit much to think about after a Christmas
Vacation. But the reason I bring it up is this. Starting in 2011,
I am starting up " How to Erase the National Debt" and I would
love to ask you in person to be a spokesperson for
Orange Race Card Angels. That is after you go through a short
training on what to say and all that. This has never been attempted
before so I hope you can agree that when we get it done right the first
time, there will never have to be a second time.
Anyways, the reason I would like to hire you on is because I really like
the way you used the color orange in your great video.
Think about it ok Ashley!

Respectfully in TRUTH,





Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

House Rules and National Debt with CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

JANUARY 4TH 2011 IS THE NEW BEGINNING
National Debt Training goes till the Debt is
SETTLED.

Here are the figures just in:

13,894,216,991,773.32

So you say you love country music?
But I say you are a liar +++

Why would I say you are a liar?

Look at the damn figures above.
You can't look at those figures and go I love the USA.
It is pathetic.

Now is the time to pay attention because I am only going
to say this once.

Get off your ass and do something to help to erase the national
debt. You might have to get a little crazy to do it but if you
truly love country music and love your USA,

GET OFF YOUR ASS AND HELP!

"How to Erase the National Debt" is only for Americans and as
"Citizen" Country Christian Kane says, " Buckle Up Tight!"







Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. Please forward this to President Obama
and Senator Al Franken. Merry Christmas
to  one Chief and Senator  from CCCChristo ( Psyche Ward +++)

Before you come in here with some kind of attitude,
you better read the HOUSE RULES

Reba McEntire ( Angel Singers) From CCCChristo

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo

I wrote this next piece for Reba McEntire a year of so ago.
Since we here in the Twin Cities just survived a blizzard,
I would just like to ask you to read this with a sense of humor
and urgency. You see, I have since moved on from The Great
Pumpkin Letters to forming a company called Orange Race
Card Angels and our sole purpose for existing is to show
America how to erase the national debt.  Stay tuned in 2011
thru 2017 because this is going to be going down. In the meantime
enjoy some old school writing from " just a fan of Reba's"

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Reba McEntire 2010 : IN THE (REBA) BEG......-An Excerpt from The Great Pumpkin Letters

Chief Crazy Captain Christo had a vision the other day. It was a deep frozen vision on the frozen tundra in Minnesota. He was out angel flying with his angel kite catamaran when he decided it was too cold to fly anymore. So he hitched his ride outside of an Ice house and knocked on the door. A bikini clad sweet heart opened the door and invited the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo inside. The sweet heart was wearing an orange and black bikini that looked like well let's just say it melted the snow right off the Captain's Icy Beard.

The Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo had noticed the sweet heart was holding a microphone and there were no tip ups
or fishing poles in sight. She said she was on her own time in her own world on the frozen ice. She had a microphone and a Big Screen TV and was trying to sing along to the performer on the television. Upon further inspection, Chief Crazy Captain Christo noticed the performer on the Great American Country channel was none other than Reba McEntire. The Good Chief quickly decided to pay Reba a visit. He thanked the Hottest non ice fisher person in Minnesota for her suite hospitality and gave her a laser etched business card in case she ever wanted to come work for him. And in a heart beat he jammed down to Nashville. He caught Reba by surprise and quickly disguised himself as the Orange Room In Old Nashville.








Now for the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and Reba McEntire. Reba is going by the name of REM CENT. Chief Crazy Captain Christo is ORION ( Orange Room In Old Nashville)

Reba doesn't know it but she just opened the orange and black stage door with an OR written on it. A startled and frightened Reba thought she heard the voice of GOD but she knew she wasn't going Crazy. After all she was in an empty Orange room, with a Dean Markley Dimebag Darrell Razorback Explosion Guitar, a half-pipe skateboard ramp with three feet of vertical and a brass slide. We pick up the conversation in the hopes of learning of the REASON!

ORION: " Hi Reba it is I, Chief Crazy Captain Christo and I have come to rock your world. I need you Reba to gather all your country compadres from Nashville, er let me put it this way, all the country singers with bumps on their chests, to pay a visit to Omaha Nebraska on or about July 9th 2010. There will be a two year window of opportunity because I know that scheduling conflicts will probably arise. I would love to meet all of yall in person and play for you. I play a little bit of country but I tend to rock the boat so to speak...."

REM CENT : " How come I can't see you Chief Crazy Captain Christo? This is kind of scary for me so forgive me if I am not thrilled to death about your offer. Please show yourself"

ORION: " Reba, close your eyes and listen. Open your heart and I will flow inside. Take the time out and let your emotions fly away with me. I will take you to heaven but you must do one thing for me."

REM CENT: " Are you trying to hit on me? I got a lot of friends in Nashville buster so if you try anything I don't like , you will have Hell to pay."

ORION: " Very well Reba but I would never do that to a country Queen like yourself. Or any Country Queen for that matter. You know I did some foolish things when I was younger. But the Great Pumpkin told me to get back in and fight so I am fighting."

REM CENT: " You talk to the Great Pumpkin?"

ORION: " Yes I do! I talk to him every day and every night. Now Reba please pay attention. Instead of asking every Country female singer let's make a deal right here. You bring seventy country crooners that you feel deserve the term " Queen of Country" and I will respectfully add only five to that list. My five would have to be off course you first Reba, then Martina McBride, Carrie "Fisher" Underwood, Gretchen Wilson and Jo Dee Messina."

REM CENT: " Why should we country girls show up again? You know we are kind of busy with our careers and family and concerts. We don't just show up for anyone you know."

ORION: " I gotta go now Reba, but before I do the reason I need you country girls is because I have a special project that I would like to get started soon , like the day after July 9th 2010 would be ideal. Anyway, the project involves building a Theatrical Tree House for a little American Girl and a little American Boy. The American Boy just passed on in 2010 but the American Girl I believe
is still with us. I would be forever grateful if you ladies would show your support but again it is all up to you. One last thing Reba before I go, you are truly one of the most beautiful women on this planet and if I could I would ask GOD to spend a little more time with you and your ladies. Bye now Reba."

And with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo was finished in Nashville Tennessee. This has been another abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters. Stay tuned America!

Victoria's Secret Halloween in Nashville

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt training
begins January 4th 2011 and goes till settled.

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo

Victoria's Secret Halloween in Nashville

To: Head Honchos at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show

Location, Location, Location

Just a friendly reminder that National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011 in the Twin Cities Minnesota.  But this is about
Nashville and Halloween and 34 Victoria's Secret " Angels ".
Let me explain.  On or about  October First 2011, in Nashville,
Tennessee, you could have the First Ever Victoria's Secret Fashion
Show gone Country for Halloween.  Think about it and get back to me
alright.  Here are a few ideas for singers and songs for your "angels".
Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. In order to be considered an Orange Race Card Angel and get your
very own Angel card ( life sized and bigger+++), you have to go through
National Debt Training in the Twin Cities Minnesota.

Toby Keith: Bullets in the Gun ( Reindeer on the Run ~++~)

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins January 4th 2011
Twin Cities, Minnesota

Toby Keith +++ Bullets in the Gun ( Reindeer on the Run ~++~ )

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
November 14th 2010

Hey Toby,

About your awesome song Bullets in the Gun, I thought just for
kicks and giggles I would alter the lyrics a bit and turn it into
a Christmas Tune.  Here goes nothin...

Reindeer on the Run ~++~ ( Reindeer Games )

They used to call me lightnin
I was always quick to strike
Had everything I own
Tied to the sleigh bells  on my back
I had a reputation
for never staying very long
just like a wild and restless reindeer
like  ol rudolph in a song

I met a dark-haired reindeer
where they lay the whiskey down
little south of the North Pole
in a little igloo town
she had to dance for money
in that northern lights saloon
I dropped a dollar in the icebox
played that girl a tune, yea

Never see him coming
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun

she was sitting  on my lap
we still had shots to kill
when a man pulled up
who owned the town
in a turbo charged  sleighville
he grabbed her by her raven hair
and threw her on the floor
said no free ride for the reindeer
that aint' what I pay you for

she jumped up and grabbed my antlers
stuck it in the fat man's back
said open up the safe
and put your presents in the sack
then tied his hands behind him
and blindfolded his eyes
said if you're dumb enough to chase us Santa
you're dumb enough to die

Never see him comin'
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun

we rode across the North Pole
down into Alaska yo
when you're runnin' from ol Santa
ain't that where every reindeer goes
we came upon a town
with a name I couldn't spell
she gave me what I came for
in that Alaskan motel

I woke up beside her
to the sound of running feet
50 Santas Helpers locked and loaded in the street
she grabbed my 44
i grabbed the presents in the sack
I kissed her for the last time
and we headed out the back
They were almost on us
And every heartbeat pounded
the only thing that's left to do
when they got you all surrounded
she fired that old pistol
but we didn't stand a prayer
Antlers hit the gravel
man, presents filled the air

Never see him comin'
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls  in the gun


Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
aka
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. I would like to film this video in Wasilla Alaska
with you Toby Keith and Sarah Palin's family . 
Just thought I'd ask in case you are interested.
National Debt Training includes the occassional
scenic route to Alaska.  What say you Toby, up
for a road trip?

Laura Bell Bundy : Kentucky Woman, Horse Lover's Dream

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins January 4th 2011, Twin Cities Minnesota

Laura " Statue of Liberty" Bell Bundy: Kentucky Woman, Horse Lover's Dream

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo
November Seventh 2010 +++ 11-7-10

Dear Laura Bell Bundy,

I have a position for you in my newly formed company.  Orange Race Card
Angels, based in Minnesota, will be launching the first ever
" How to Erase the National Debt " SEMNAR series in the year 2011.
You want to hear about your position Laura?  Ok here it goes.  I need you
to play " The Statue of Liberty" and " The Liberty Bell" in a short ten minute
video.  Now, the reason for this, and how it ties in with my SEMNARS is twofold.
First, " The Statue of Liberty".  I wrote a speech about me, Chief Crazy Captain
" Country " Christo , talking to the Statue of Liberty. Click Here if you want to read
the speech.  Second, " The Liberty Bell " as you know has a crack in it.  Let's just say,
in my video, The " Liberty Bell " will have freshly cracked eggs oozing down into
about a dozen frying pans.  On closer inspection, the frying pans are part of a cooking
contest to see who could cook up the world's greatest omellette and on really
closer inspection it will tie into the Hell's Kitchen/Master Chef ( Gordon Ramsay )and
eleven other great chefs vying for the title of THE WORLD'S GREATEST OMELLETTE
MAKER, and feed a bunch of city kids at the same time.

So, Laura Bell Bundy, how does this tie into you.  Well, let me tell you, Giddy On up
here Ms. Bundy and take a listen.  The National Debt is like Thirteen Trillion  Dollars
and growing! Orange Race Card Angels is the only company on the planet "CRAZY"
enough to try and erase it.  Your video will be the first of it's kind to egg's plain
the rules so I picked you for a reason.  I don't want to work with just anyone. I want
to work with you Laura Bell Bundy!  Now, how does the title of this post fit in with
you.  Kentucky Woman, well that part is easy.  Kentucky is obviously known for its
magnificent horses and beautiful women.  The Horse Lover's Dream part is this.
My longtime love ( 18 years Halloween), who I will just call Morning Glory, loves
 horses and loves Kentucky.  We live in Minnesota and would love to buy land
 and horses to raise down in Kentucky. I will keep my business in Minnesota
 but will travel back and  forth to Kentucky.   If you can keep this on the down
 low Ms. Bundy, I will teach you how to Erase the National Debt so you can
teach all the Kentucky Women you know as well. 

Just so you know, this video will not be made without you.  It has been thoroughly
bred with you in mind.  Hope to meet you in Minnesota in 2011 Ms. Laura Bell Bundy!

Take Care and May God Bless You Forever +++

Chief Crazy Captain " Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions