Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011 in the Twin Cities Minnesota
Going till Settled +++
November 21st 2010
From the desk of:
Chief Crazy Captain " Country" Christo
Otto Raises Stakes with Soldiers and Jesus
Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo is in a really
good mood these days. The National Debt is surging
out of control at the speed of light ( SOL ) , getting
ready to surge to 14 Trillion dollars. So, why is
Chief Crazy Captain Christo smiling? To put it bluntly,
he loves the fact that no one in their right mind would
even attempt to erase the national debt. But in case you
didn't notice there is a " crazy" in my name and I intend to
live up to it! Have you ever heard of " Crazy" Otto? How
about Rebecca Otto? OK here's an easy one. Have you ever
heard of James Otto? He has a killer country tune out called
" Soldiers and Jesus" Give it a listen and let me know what
you think.
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels\
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. Below are the words and then the video. ENJOY! and if you
know Mr. James Otto, tell him Chief Crazy Captain Christo is a big
fan! Thanks +++
Grand-daddy came home in a B-52
In a pine box covered in red, white and blue
He was one of the brave and the proud and the few
Twenty-one guns helped us say goodbye
I stood there in silence tryin' hard not to cry
As the preacher, he quoted, lines written in red
And then he folded his bible and in a broken voice, he said
There's only two people who's every died for me
Laid down their lives just so I could be free
They both went through hell, beared crosses and shells
And both got back up again after they fell
They never picked the fight, but they're there
To pick up the pieces
God only knows who we'd be without soldiers and Jesus
It seems like the news loves to run 'em both down
But whenever we need 'em, they're always around
So don't hand me a party's political views
'Cause they're a left side, a right side, and then there's the truth
There's only two people who's every died for me
Laid down their lives just so I could be free
They both went through hell, beared crosses and shells
And both got back up again after they fell
They never picked the fight, but they're there
To pick up the pieces
God only knows who we'd be without soldiers and Jesus
To me, they're both heroes for the path that they chose
'Cause one fights for my life, one fights for my soul
There's only two people who's every died for me
Laid down their lives just so I could be free
They both went through hell, beared crosses and shells
And both got back up again after they fell
They never picked the fight, but they're there
To pick up the pieces
God only knows where we'd be without soldiers and Jesus
Soldiers and Jesus
Studio Version Video
James Otto performing live on a radio station
Sunday, November 21, 2010
Sunday, November 14, 2010
Toby Keith: Bullets in the Gun ( Reindeer on the Run ~++~)
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins January 4th 2011
Twin Cities, Minnesota
Toby Keith +++ Bullets in the Gun ( Reindeer on the Run ~++~ )
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
November 14th 2010
Hey Toby,
About your awesome song Bullets in the Gun, I thought just for
kicks and giggles I would alter the lyrics a bit and turn it into
a Christmas Tune. Here goes nothin...
Reindeer on the Run ~++~ ( Reindeer Games )
They used to call me lightnin
I was always quick to strike
Had everything I own
Tied to the sleigh bells on my back
I had a reputation
for never staying very long
just like a wild and restless reindeer
like ol rudolph in a song
I met a dark-haired reindeer
where they lay the whiskey down
little south of the North Pole
in a little igloo town
she had to dance for money
in that northern lights saloon
I dropped a dollar in the icebox
played that girl a tune, yea
Never see him coming
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun
she was sitting on my lap
we still had shots to kill
when a man pulled up
who owned the town
in a turbo charged sleighville
he grabbed her by her raven hair
and threw her on the floor
said no free ride for the reindeer
that aint' what I pay you for
she jumped up and grabbed my antlers
stuck it in the fat man's back
said open up the safe
and put your presents in the sack
then tied his hands behind him
and blindfolded his eyes
said if you're dumb enough to chase us Santa
you're dumb enough to die
Never see him comin'
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun
we rode across the North Pole
down into Alaska yo
when you're runnin' from ol Santa
ain't that where every reindeer goes
we came upon a town
with a name I couldn't spell
she gave me what I came for
in that Alaskan motel
I woke up beside her
to the sound of running feet
50 Santas Helpers locked and loaded in the street
she grabbed my 44
i grabbed the presents in the sack
I kissed her for the last time
and we headed out the back
They were almost on us
And every heartbeat pounded
the only thing that's left to do
when they got you all surrounded
she fired that old pistol
but we didn't stand a prayer
Antlers hit the gravel
man, presents filled the air
Never see him comin'
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
aka
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. I would like to film this video in Wasilla Alaska
with you Toby Keith and Sarah Palin's family .
Just thought I'd ask in case you are interested.
National Debt Training includes the occassional
scenic route to Alaska. What say you Toby, up
for a road trip?
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins January 4th 2011
Twin Cities, Minnesota
Toby Keith +++ Bullets in the Gun ( Reindeer on the Run ~++~ )
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
November 14th 2010
Hey Toby,
About your awesome song Bullets in the Gun, I thought just for
kicks and giggles I would alter the lyrics a bit and turn it into
a Christmas Tune. Here goes nothin...
Reindeer on the Run ~++~ ( Reindeer Games )
They used to call me lightnin
I was always quick to strike
Had everything I own
Tied to the sleigh bells on my back
I had a reputation
for never staying very long
just like a wild and restless reindeer
like ol rudolph in a song
I met a dark-haired reindeer
where they lay the whiskey down
little south of the North Pole
in a little igloo town
she had to dance for money
in that northern lights saloon
I dropped a dollar in the icebox
played that girl a tune, yea
Never see him coming
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun
she was sitting on my lap
we still had shots to kill
when a man pulled up
who owned the town
in a turbo charged sleighville
he grabbed her by her raven hair
and threw her on the floor
said no free ride for the reindeer
that aint' what I pay you for
she jumped up and grabbed my antlers
stuck it in the fat man's back
said open up the safe
and put your presents in the sack
then tied his hands behind him
and blindfolded his eyes
said if you're dumb enough to chase us Santa
you're dumb enough to die
Never see him comin'
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun
we rode across the North Pole
down into Alaska yo
when you're runnin' from ol Santa
ain't that where every reindeer goes
we came upon a town
with a name I couldn't spell
she gave me what I came for
in that Alaskan motel
I woke up beside her
to the sound of running feet
50 Santas Helpers locked and loaded in the street
she grabbed my 44
i grabbed the presents in the sack
I kissed her for the last time
and we headed out the back
They were almost on us
And every heartbeat pounded
the only thing that's left to do
when they got you all surrounded
she fired that old pistol
but we didn't stand a prayer
Antlers hit the gravel
man, presents filled the air
Never see him comin'
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
aka
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. I would like to film this video in Wasilla Alaska
with you Toby Keith and Sarah Palin's family .
Just thought I'd ask in case you are interested.
National Debt Training includes the occassional
scenic route to Alaska. What say you Toby, up
for a road trip?
Thursday, November 11, 2010
Country Music Awards 2010 --Miranda and Blake- "Go to Church" +++
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Country Music Awards-- Miranda and Blake--" Go to Church" +++
November Eleventh 2011
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
Hey Yall, ( there's one in every crowd!)
Just a quick post to congratulate Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton
for picking up their Country Music Awards. I think its safe to say they
would be the reigning King and Queen of Country for 2010.
Reba McEntire , I thought, in my own humble opinion , performed the
best song of the night. I just can't imagine those curves on a boy though!
Great job Reba.
Lady Antebellum. Sugarland, Zac Brown Band and many others not mentioned
here, like George Strait and Tammy Wynette. Will elaborate this weekend when
I get a chance to break away from my National Debt campaign in the Twin Cities
Minnesota. Hi Taylor Swift +++
So Hey Yall,
Resectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Country Music Awards-- Miranda and Blake--" Go to Church" +++
November Eleventh 2011
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
Hey Yall, ( there's one in every crowd!)
Just a quick post to congratulate Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton
for picking up their Country Music Awards. I think its safe to say they
would be the reigning King and Queen of Country for 2010.
Reba McEntire , I thought, in my own humble opinion , performed the
best song of the night. I just can't imagine those curves on a boy though!
Great job Reba.
Lady Antebellum. Sugarland, Zac Brown Band and many others not mentioned
here, like George Strait and Tammy Wynette. Will elaborate this weekend when
I get a chance to break away from my National Debt campaign in the Twin Cities
Minnesota. Hi Taylor Swift +++
So Hey Yall,
Resectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Sunday, November 7, 2010
Laura Bell Bundy : Kentucky Woman, Horse Lover's Dream
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins January 4th 2011, Twin Cities Minnesota
Laura " Statue of Liberty" Bell Bundy: Kentucky Woman, Horse Lover's Dream
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo
November Seventh 2010 +++ 11-7-10
Dear Laura Bell Bundy,
I have a position for you in my newly formed company. Orange Race Card
Angels, based in Minnesota, will be launching the first ever
" How to Erase the National Debt " SEMNAR series in the year 2011.
You want to hear about your position Laura? Ok here it goes. I need you
to play " The Statue of Liberty" and " The Liberty Bell" in a short ten minute
video. Now, the reason for this, and how it ties in with my SEMNARS is twofold.
First, " The Statue of Liberty". I wrote a speech about me, Chief Crazy Captain
" Country " Christo , talking to the Statue of Liberty. Click Here if you want to read
the speech. Second, " The Liberty Bell " as you know has a crack in it. Let's just say,
in my video, The " Liberty Bell " will have freshly cracked eggs oozing down into
about a dozen frying pans. On closer inspection, the frying pans are part of a cooking
contest to see who could cook up the world's greatest omellette and on really
closer inspection it will tie into the Hell's Kitchen/Master Chef ( Gordon Ramsay )and
eleven other great chefs vying for the title of THE WORLD'S GREATEST OMELLETTE
MAKER, and feed a bunch of city kids at the same time.
So, Laura Bell Bundy, how does this tie into you. Well, let me tell you, Giddy On up
here Ms. Bundy and take a listen. The National Debt is like Thirteen Trillion Dollars
and growing! Orange Race Card Angels is the only company on the planet "CRAZY"
enough to try and erase it. Your video will be the first of it's kind to egg's plain
the rules so I picked you for a reason. I don't want to work with just anyone. I want
to work with you Laura Bell Bundy! Now, how does the title of this post fit in with
you. Kentucky Woman, well that part is easy. Kentucky is obviously known for its
magnificent horses and beautiful women. The Horse Lover's Dream part is this.
My longtime love ( 18 years Halloween), who I will just call Morning Glory, loves
horses and loves Kentucky. We live in Minnesota and would love to buy land
and horses to raise down in Kentucky. I will keep my business in Minnesota
but will travel back and forth to Kentucky. If you can keep this on the down
low Ms. Bundy, I will teach you how to Erase the National Debt so you can
teach all the Kentucky Women you know as well.
Just so you know, this video will not be made without you. It has been thoroughly
bred with you in mind. Hope to meet you in Minnesota in 2011 Ms. Laura Bell Bundy!
Take Care and May God Bless You Forever +++
Chief Crazy Captain " Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins January 4th 2011, Twin Cities Minnesota
Laura " Statue of Liberty" Bell Bundy: Kentucky Woman, Horse Lover's Dream
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo
November Seventh 2010 +++ 11-7-10
Dear Laura Bell Bundy,
I have a position for you in my newly formed company. Orange Race Card
Angels, based in Minnesota, will be launching the first ever
" How to Erase the National Debt " SEMNAR series in the year 2011.
You want to hear about your position Laura? Ok here it goes. I need you
to play " The Statue of Liberty" and " The Liberty Bell" in a short ten minute
video. Now, the reason for this, and how it ties in with my SEMNARS is twofold.
First, " The Statue of Liberty". I wrote a speech about me, Chief Crazy Captain
" Country " Christo , talking to the Statue of Liberty. Click Here if you want to read
the speech. Second, " The Liberty Bell " as you know has a crack in it. Let's just say,
in my video, The " Liberty Bell " will have freshly cracked eggs oozing down into
about a dozen frying pans. On closer inspection, the frying pans are part of a cooking
contest to see who could cook up the world's greatest omellette and on really
closer inspection it will tie into the Hell's Kitchen/Master Chef ( Gordon Ramsay )and
eleven other great chefs vying for the title of THE WORLD'S GREATEST OMELLETTE
MAKER, and feed a bunch of city kids at the same time.
So, Laura Bell Bundy, how does this tie into you. Well, let me tell you, Giddy On up
here Ms. Bundy and take a listen. The National Debt is like Thirteen Trillion Dollars
and growing! Orange Race Card Angels is the only company on the planet "CRAZY"
enough to try and erase it. Your video will be the first of it's kind to egg's plain
the rules so I picked you for a reason. I don't want to work with just anyone. I want
to work with you Laura Bell Bundy! Now, how does the title of this post fit in with
you. Kentucky Woman, well that part is easy. Kentucky is obviously known for its
magnificent horses and beautiful women. The Horse Lover's Dream part is this.
My longtime love ( 18 years Halloween), who I will just call Morning Glory, loves
horses and loves Kentucky. We live in Minnesota and would love to buy land
and horses to raise down in Kentucky. I will keep my business in Minnesota
but will travel back and forth to Kentucky. If you can keep this on the down
low Ms. Bundy, I will teach you how to Erase the National Debt so you can
teach all the Kentucky Women you know as well.
Just so you know, this video will not be made without you. It has been thoroughly
bred with you in mind. Hope to meet you in Minnesota in 2011 Ms. Laura Bell Bundy!
Take Care and May God Bless You Forever +++
Chief Crazy Captain " Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
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