Toby Keith: Bullets in the Gun ( Reindeer on the Run ~++~)

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins January 4th 2011
Twin Cities, Minnesota

Toby Keith +++ Bullets in the Gun ( Reindeer on the Run ~++~ )

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
November 14th 2010

Hey Toby,

About your awesome song Bullets in the Gun, I thought just for
kicks and giggles I would alter the lyrics a bit and turn it into
a Christmas Tune.  Here goes nothin...

Reindeer on the Run ~++~ ( Reindeer Games )

They used to call me lightnin
I was always quick to strike
Had everything I own
Tied to the sleigh bells  on my back
I had a reputation
for never staying very long
just like a wild and restless reindeer
like  ol rudolph in a song

I met a dark-haired reindeer
where they lay the whiskey down
little south of the North Pole
in a little igloo town
she had to dance for money
in that northern lights saloon
I dropped a dollar in the icebox
played that girl a tune, yea

Never see him coming
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun

she was sitting  on my lap
we still had shots to kill
when a man pulled up
who owned the town
in a turbo charged  sleighville
he grabbed her by her raven hair
and threw her on the floor
said no free ride for the reindeer
that aint' what I pay you for

she jumped up and grabbed my antlers
stuck it in the fat man's back
said open up the safe
and put your presents in the sack
then tied his hands behind him
and blindfolded his eyes
said if you're dumb enough to chase us Santa
you're dumb enough to die

Never see him comin'
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun

we rode across the North Pole
down into Alaska yo
when you're runnin' from ol Santa
ain't that where every reindeer goes
we came upon a town
with a name I couldn't spell
she gave me what I came for
in that Alaskan motel

I woke up beside her
to the sound of running feet
50 Santas Helpers locked and loaded in the street
she grabbed my 44
i grabbed the presents in the sack
I kissed her for the last time
and we headed out the back
They were almost on us
And every heartbeat pounded
the only thing that's left to do
when they got you all surrounded
she fired that old pistol
but we didn't stand a prayer
Antlers hit the gravel
man, presents filled the air

Never see him comin'
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls  in the gun


Respectfully in TRUTH

Chief Crazy Captain Christo
aka
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

P.S. I would like to film this video in Wasilla Alaska
with you Toby Keith and Sarah Palin's family . 
Just thought I'd ask in case you are interested.
National Debt Training includes the occassional
scenic route to Alaska.  What say you Toby, up
for a road trip?