Sunday, October 31, 2010

K102's Donna Valentine from " Country Christo " +++ Happy Halloween!

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

October 31st 2010 in the Twin Cities, Minnesota

Happy Halloween! K102's Donna Valentine Get Ready
Kick-off Publicity Tour starts January 4th 2011


Forty Females +++ Twin Cities +++ ( News Anchors and Reporters )

Hello Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters! Happy Halloween!

My name is Christo Strom and I would like to meet all of you live
at one of my " How to Erase the National Debt Semnars ".  The actual
kick off for publicity will be January 4th 2011.  I just thought I would
give you a heads up to get the word out that there is an end in
sight to THE NATIONAL DEBT, I will need all the help I can get. 
Instead of just reading the news and reporting the news, I thought it
would be more fun if you were part of the second GREATEST STORY
EVER TOLD.  Now, to be honest, I do not know anything about your
contracts with your TV stations or your radio stations so I will just say
this.  If you do decide to get on board with me ( and become true leaders
in your industry) you will have to give back to your community and your
station.  I do not want to be responsible for anyone getting fired.  I will
take responsibility though for getting you fired up!!!
Now, how to get a hold of me?  I will get a hold of you through videos on
youtube at first so stay tuned .  I can't wait to meet all of you in person.
Together, we will rock this National Debt to its core! +++ +++

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

P.S. There will be ample opportunity for everyone involved to easily understand
this plan.  It is straightforward, to the point, and it will be going national after the
kickoff in Minnesota in the year 2011.  Thank you Twin Cities News Reporters , Anchors
Radio Station DJ's  ( all female by the way! +++ )


Sunday, October 24, 2010

Carrie Underwood : Louisville Sluggers, Hockey Mom Huggers

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
January 4th 2011 kicks off the year right
National Debt Training begins in Minnesota

October 24th 2010

Carrie Underwood : Louisville Sluggers and Hockey Mom Huggers

Dear Carrie:

About your lyric, "... I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights...."
in the song Before He Cheats.  I just have to say as a long time baseball player
and fan,  I LOVE THOSE LYRICS. 

Which is why I would like to invite you Carrie to Minnesota to attend my
" How to Erase the National Debt" Semnar in the year 2011.  I would love to
make a video with you as well during the semnar to kind of scare the hell out
of politicians in America who continually drive up the National Debt
in Washington D.C. Oh yes the Hockey Mom huggers reference in the
title above.  Well, I don't know about your political preference or where
you stand but the National Debt doesn't choose sides
if you know what I mean. There is no political party that is going
to erase it on its own.
Hockey Mom Sarah Palin and Carrie Underwood
together on stage with
Louisville Sluggers and Hockey Sticks would be awesome!! What say you, Carrie?

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel  Promotions
P.S. Hope to see you in 2011 Carrie . May God Bless You Forever!+++


Saturday, October 16, 2010

K102's Donna Valentine's Dirt

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt training begins
January 4th 2011

October 16th 2010

K102'S DONNA VALENTINE'S DIRT 

Dear Donna Valentine of K102 ( Minnesota ),

How are you doing? First off, let me introduce myself.
I am a new listener of K102 FM in Minnesota. I listen at work
everyday Monday thru Friday and think you are great!
Oh, wow, my name! Formal name is Christo Strom, but my
street cred name is ( get this+++): Are you ready Donna?

CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN COUNTRY CHRISTO

Now the reason I am writing you Donna is this. I am starting
off a SEMNAR ( not a misprint ) series in the Twin Cities titled
" How to Erase the National Debt " by Christo Strom. The theme
for the first three months of 2011 will be a " Country " music theme.
So here is where you come in Donna. The cost for attending the
SEMNARS will be $10,000 per person. After all, the National Debt
is not getting any younger and no one can afford a free ride on this
one. This is our country Donna and we need to step up NOW.
I see you have a little thing going called Donna's Dirt. Well, I have
a surprise for you Donna if you help me promote my Semnars.
As with all surprises, you will just have to wait. You can learn more
in the meantime by clicking on this address:


Respectfully in TRUTH
Christo Strom

P.S. Valentines are always Sweet Hearts!

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Gretchen Wilson Invite From Orange Race Card Angels' Christo Strom

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt training
begins 01/04/11.
National Debt around 13 Trillion Dollars
$13,000,000,000,000

How to Erase the National Debt by Christo Strom
Nobody said it has to be boring! So, to go along with
my National Debt Semnars in the Twin Cities Minnesota,
I will be interjecting a lot of fun along the way.  Every three
months or so, the theme to the National Debt Semnar will
change.  I haven't yet nailed down the first theme yet but I
am leaning toward a " How to build Hill Billy Heaven " with
a southern rock/country vibe to it.  I actually do have a plan
to raise the southern sector of America, but I would need a
certain few Country artists who are female to come around.
Believe it or not, I really love the energy of Gretchen Wilson.
Plus, I hear she has a recording studio.  I will need to record
and videotape the events and select the stuff I feel is right
to continue with erasing the National Debt.  So without boring
you to death before I get this thing started here is a shout out
to Gretchen Wilson.
GRETCHEN,
Will you help me record a few songs and videos for How to Erase
the National Debt?  The National Debt is around 13 Trillion dollars
but so what.  I will be more than happy to show you how I am going
to do this but I really need your help.  I think you are awesome, love
your style, and would really love to work on this project with you.
After wards  I could show you the inner workings of Hill Billy Heaven,
the way a good timin American daughter should be shown!!+++
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Here Gretchen, I will promote you and your music because I like you!
Work Hard , Play Harder

I work a double shift on monday
Tuesday i get up before dawn
Wednesday pouring coffee
Thursday night i'm tendin' the bar
Well, when friday finally rolls around
I call my rough and rowdy friends and we're honkytonk bound.

Chorus:
I work hard, i play harder
I'm a good timin' american daughter
Redneck, blue collar,
And i party down to my last dollar
I work hard, i work hard, i work hard,
I play harder

(Now) I don't waste my time on
Manicures and spray on tans
And i don't pay no never mind
To the callouses i've worn on my hands
You know that people just can't understand how
I'm the first to clock in but the last to pass out

I work hard, i play harder
I'm a good timin' american daughter
Redneck, blue collar,
And i party down to my last dollar
I work hard, i work hard, i work hard,
I play harder

yea yea yea yeah

I work hard, i play harder
I'm a good timin' american daughter
Redneck, blue collar,
And i party down to my last dollar

I work hard, i play harder
I'm a good timin' american daughter
Redneck, blue collar,
And i party down to my last dollar
I work hard, i work hard, i work hard,
I work hard, i work hard, i work hard,
I play harder



Monday, October 11, 2010

Martina McBride- Independence Day, You're Invited +++

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels

Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011

October Eleventh 2010

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

How to Erase the National Debt by Christo Strom

Independence Day is coming. Starting in January of 2011
Christo Strom's Orange Race Card Angels will be laying
down the law about Erasing the National Debt of the United
States. Currently it is hovering around 13 Trillion Dollars
13,000,000,000,000.

Now Martina McBride you are invited to attend and you can
bring your friend Pat Benatar if you wish. Bring 1,000 ladies if
you wish. All I ask is for an open mind and a willingness to try!
MARTINA MCBRIDE you are INVITED to ATTEND in 2011.
TWIN CITIES MINNESOTA with Christo Strom

ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS

Respepctfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

P.S. Live Semnars ( not a misprint ) with singing and dancing and
laughing and some serious business with the National Debt.
Please come Martina, you won't regret it.








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Saturday, October 9, 2010

Faith Hill's Where are you CHRISTmas?

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

October Ninth 2010

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

OK let's get something straight here! Faith Hill
is one lucky lady.  But she can't hold a candle
to one little girl who to me epitomizes what Jesus
said when he said, ' Come to me as a child in
wonder'  so why am I posting this in October
and it is not even Halloween yet?  Because
silly, Halloween is coming and I want to get
ready for TRICK OR TREAT. ers+++

Anyway, Faith Hill's lyrics are below and
then the show stopper video below that.
ENJOY! +++

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Where Are You Christmas ( FAITH HILL+++)

Where are you Christmas
Why can't I find you
Why have you gone away
Where is the laughter
You used to bring me
Why can't I hear music play

My world is changing
I'm rearranging
Does that mean Christmas changes too

Where are you Christmas
Do you remember
The one you used to know
I'm not the same one
See what the time's done
Is that why you have let me go

Christmas is here
Everywhere, oh
Christmas is here
If you care, oh

If there is love in your heart and your mind
You will feel like Christmas all the time

I feel you Christmas
I know I've found you
You never fade away
The joy of Christmas
Stays here inside us
Fills each and every heart with love

Where are you Christmas
Fill your heart with love


Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Reba McEntire and ORION--STRANGE+++

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo

Dear Reba McEntire,

I love what you are doing+++
I love your music+++
I love every hair on your body+++
I love how you roll your eyes+++
When I sing stupid stuff+++

ok so I am not one of Country Music's
next Nashville Star but hey I live in
Minnesota and I am concentrating
on Erasing the National Debt.

So REBA MCENTIRE
what say you?
Would you be willing to sit down
with me as I explain YOUR PART
in helping to Erase the
National Debt?

It won't take long to explain.
It will be FUN and STRANGE
at the same time. FASTR as I
will be calling a lot of Great People
to join me.  And you will probably
walk away smiling your pretty smile+++

That is if you can fit in an hour of your
time to learn something important.
I am starting in 2011 on January 4th
and not stopping till I am done.

Read the Great Pumpkin Letters Reba
Bring at least 5 of your Country Music
Female Friends and I will hold court
for (ahem) y'all .

I may live up north like Santa Claus
but I can't shake my Southern Roots+++

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo

P.S. REBA McENTIRE is a HERO+++
( STRANGE AINT IT?!)


Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Gavin Geoge Law and the FIFTH Commandment

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

Reminder that National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011 and will go till National
Debt is settled.

Gavin George Law and the FIFTH Commandment

"Honor thy father and thy mother:
that thy days may be long upon the land
which the Lord thy God giveth thee."



To Gavin George's Parents
FAITH HOPE AND LOVE

and the Greatest of these is LOVE

I'm writing a song for GAVIN and
everytime I start singing, water flows
out of my eyes.  So, instead of concentrating
on a song, I'm concentrating on
the National Debt which is at around
13 Trillion Dollars.

January 4th 2011, in his memory, for GAVIN
the spirit within is moving me to do something

Until it is settled.  Never forget that GOD lost
a son around two thousand years ago so ...

and he laid down his life and the LAW+++++

I pray in Jesus' name for Gavin George Law
Lord please protect Gavin Geoge Law's father
and mother and surround them in your Holy Spirit.
and
Lord please let the words flow out of my mouth
and into the ears of all the Orange Race Card Angels

That will know the Word when it is spoken
and be not afraid to take action . Simple Trust
Simple Faith Amen.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo Strom

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Lee Ann Womack's I Hope You Dance

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
begins January 4th 2011
National Debt @ around 13 Trillion

October 3rd 2010

Dear Country Music Fan,
This next song is absolutely beautiful
along with the performer Lee Ann Womack

is titled I Hope You Dance.  But before I
put the lyrics in, I just want to mention
one name

Gavin George Law

I will explain why next post but now on
with the show. Here are the lyrics and video
by LEE ANN WOMACK

ENJOY!

I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
You get your fill to eat
But always keep that hunger
May you never take one single breath for granted
God forbid love ever leave you empty handed
I hope you still feel small
When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance
I hope you dance

I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance
Never settle for the path of least resistance
Living might mean taking chances
But they're worth taking
Lovin' might be a mistake
But it's worth making
Don't let some hell bent heart
Leave you bitter
When you come close to selling out
Reconsider
Give the heavens above
More than just a passing glance

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance
(Time is a real and constant motion always)
I hope you dance
(Rolling us along)
I hope you dance
(Tell me who)
I hope you dance
(Wants to look back on their youth and wonder)
(Where those years have gone)

I hope you still feel small
When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance

And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
Dance
I hope you dance
I hope you dance
(Time is a real and constant motion always)
I hope you dance
(Rolling us along)
I hope you dance
(Tell me who)
(Wants to look back on their youth and wonder)
I hope you dance
(Where those years have gone)

(Tell me who)
I hope you dance
(Wants to look back on their youth and wonder)
(Where those years have gone)



Saturday, October 2, 2010

Miranda Lambert - Myrrh and a Lamb Hurt House that Built Me

Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions

October 2nd, 2010

Miranda Lambert's wonderful song first then
Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo's version

I know they say you cant go home again
I just had to come back one last time
Mam I know you dont know me from Adam
But these handprints on the front steps are mine
Up those stairs in that little back bedroom
Is where I did my homework and I learned to play guitar
And I bet you didnt know under that live oak
My favorite dog is buried in the yard
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it
This brokeness inside me might start healing
Out here it's like I'm someone else
I thought that maybe could find myself
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave
Won't take nothing but a Memory
From the House that built Me
Momma cut out pictures of houses for years
From Better Homes and Garden Magazine
Plans were drawn and concrete poured
And Nail by Nail and Board by Board Daddy gave life to Momma's Dream
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it
The brokeness inside me might start healing
Out here it's like I'm someone else
I thought maybe I could find myself
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave
Won't take nothing but a memory
From the house that built me
You leave home,You move on
And you do the best you can
I got lost in this whole world
And forgot who I am
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it
The brokeness inside me might start healing
Out here its like I'm someone else
I thought that maybe I could find myself
If I could walk around I swear I'll leave
Won't take nothing but a memory
From the house that built me





Now here is Chief Crazy Captain Country Christo's version
come back here Miranda I love you and I want to bless
your marriage to Blake 'Grand Ole Opry"

OK here is Chief Crazy Captain Country Christo's half-
assed attempt to say thank you to Miranda Lambert.

I know they say you can't go home again,
I just had to come back one last time,
Miranda, I know you don't know me from Adam,or Eve
But these hand prints on the CROSS are mine.

Up those stairs in that little back bedroom,
Is where I did my homework and I listened to you play guitar,
I bet you didn't know behind that big stone,
My favorite son is buried in my heart

I thought if I could touch this place or feel it,
This brokenness inside of me might start healing,
Out here it's like I'm someone else,
I thought maybe I could find myself,
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave,
Won't take nothin but a memory,
From the house the Angels built for me.

Mary cut out pictures of houses for years,
From Better Homes and Garden of Eden too,
Plans were drawn and my sons blood was poured,
Nail by nail and board by board,
My son gave life to your mama's dream.

I thought if I could touch this place or feel it,
This brokenness inside of me might start healing,
Out here it's like I'm someone else,
I thought maybe I could find myself,
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave,
Won't take nothin but a memory,
From the house Angels  built for me.

You leave home and you move on and do the best you can,
I got lost in this old world and forgot WHO I AM,

I thought if I could touch this place or feel it,
This brokenness inside of me might start healing,
Out here it's like I'm someone else,
I thought maybe I could find myself,
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave,
Won't take nothin but a memory,
From the house Angels built for me.

Respectfully in TRUTH,

Chief Crazy Captain Country Christo