From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo,
Dear Ashley Gearing:
Tell me what you think about US? And in this question I am
referring to the National Debt. Here is a snapshot of the
Day After Christmas and the United States National Debt.
13,873,333,237,461.34
Now I realize this is a bit much to think about after a Christmas
Vacation. But the reason I bring it up is this. Starting in 2011,
I am starting up " How to Erase the National Debt" and I would
love to ask you in person to be a spokesperson for
Orange Race Card Angels. That is after you go through a short
training on what to say and all that. This has never been attempted
before so I hope you can agree that when we get it done right the first
time, there will never have to be a second time.
Anyways, the reason I would like to hire you on is because I really like
the way you used the colororangein your great video.
Think about it ok Ashley!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
JANUARY 4TH 2011 IS THE NEW BEGINNING
National Debt Training goes till the Debt is
SETTLED.
Here are the figures just in:
13,894,216,991,773.32
So you say you love country music?
But I say you are a liar +++
Why would I say you are a liar?
Look at the damn figures above.
You can't look at those figures and go I love the USA.
It is pathetic.
Now is the time to pay attention because I am only going
to say this once.
Get off your ass and do something to help to erase the national
debt. You might have to get a little crazy to do it but if you
truly love country music and love your USA,
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND HELP!
"How to Erase the National Debt" is only for Americans and as
"Citizen" Country Christian Kane says, " Buckle Up Tight!"
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. Please forward this to President Obama
and Senator Al Franken. Merry Christmas
to one Chief and Senator from CCCChristo ( Psyche Ward +++)
Before you come in here with some kind of attitude,
you better read the HOUSE RULES
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
National Debt Training begins
JANUARY 4th 2011 and goes till settled
Here is where it stands as of today:
13,889,428,865,511.81
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
JACK DANIELS TENNESSEE AND CHURCH
Eric Church talks about Jack Daniels kicking his ass
and it is a humorous song no doubt. But I really don't
think Eric that you will ever get a sponsorship call from
ol Lynchburg Tennessee. But that's just my opinion.
I did notice that you mentioned Black Label though.
I'm pretty sure you meant the beer. But have you ever
considered touring with Black Label Society? I will go out
on a limb here and say you probably never have thought
about touring with Zakk Wylde and Black Label Society.
Which brings me back to Jack Daniels.
I knew this guy once who for his junior year for his
high school picture at Langley High School in Virginia,
changed his name to
Jack Daniels.( 1981 Langley High School in Virginia)
He thought it was so cool and carried that
bravado with him until the bottom fell out. My advice to
you Eric Church is to stick with Chief Crazy Captain Christo's
advice and go for a WATER sponsorship.
You can be a part
of Christo Strom's " How to Erase the National Debt " that
begins January 4th 2011 and goes until this beach is settled.
Or you can wait around hoping Jack Daniel's will call. Either
way the choice is up to you Eric Church and all his fans.
One last thing Eric
Christo Strom's " How to Erase the national debt" is going
to be like Jack Daniels in your song to the national debt+++
STAY TUNED and GET READY. The Orange Race Card Angels are
GETTING ALL FIRED UP +++
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. and the Angels will sing a Whiskey Lullaby.
"Jack Daniels is for sipping not guzzling." as
the reply from GRIZZLE DRIZZLE comes in from
South of the Mason Dixon Line. You will meet
GRIZZLE DRIZZLE in person when you come to
National Debt Training. Till then, lala lalalalala
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
How to Erase the National Debt with Christo Strom
Begins January 4th 2011 and goes till settled
Jewel: Ice House Appearance ( Twin Cities )
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
To: JEWEL
You are hereby requested to make an appearance in an
upcoming video. The Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
is asking you to make an appearance as described in a
Great Pumpkin Letter involving Reba McEntire. Jewel, if you
accept the part as the " bikini clad sweet heart in an orange and
black bikini" you must be willing to come to Minnesota in the
dead of winter to film. No Hollywood production, just real
cold Minnesota with the emphasis on REAL.
As the character of Chief Crazy Captain Christo, it is my job to
organize this video shoot. If I don't hear from you, I will assume
you are either too busy or don't want to learn how to erase the
national debt. Yes, I said LEARN HOW to erase the national debt.
I will be conducting a search for JEWEL doubles if I don't hear from
you by May of 2011. Video shoot to begin in late 2011 or early 2012.
Thank you Jewel for your Tennessee Tenacity and Alaskan heritage.
Now for the fun part. KMSP's Dawn Mitchell, can you sing?
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
I wrote this next piece for Reba McEntire a year of so ago.
Since we here in the Twin Cities just survived a blizzard,
I would just like to ask you to read this with a sense of humor
and urgency. You see, I have since moved on from The Great
Pumpkin Letters to forming a company called Orange Race
Card Angels and our sole purpose for existing is to show
America how to erase the national debt. Stay tuned in 2011
thru 2017 because this is going to be going down. In the meantime
enjoy some old school writing from " just a fan of Reba's"
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reba McEntire 2010 : IN THE (REBA) BEG......-An Excerpt from The Great Pumpkin Letters
Chief Crazy Captain Christo had a vision the other day. It was a deep frozen vision on the frozen tundra in Minnesota. He was out angel flying with his angel kite catamaran when he decided it was too cold to fly anymore. So he hitched his ride outside of an Ice house and knocked on the door. A bikini clad sweet heart opened the door and invited the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo inside. The sweet heart was wearing an orange and black bikini that looked like well let's just say it melted the snow right off the Captain's Icy Beard.
The Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo had noticed the sweet heart was holding a microphone and there were no tip ups
or fishing poles in sight. She said she was on her own time in her own world on the frozen ice. She had a microphone and a Big Screen TV and was trying to sing along to the performer on the television. Upon further inspection, Chief Crazy Captain Christo noticed the performer on the Great American Country channel was none other than Reba McEntire. The Good Chief quickly decided to pay Reba a visit. He thanked the Hottest non ice fisher person in Minnesota for her suite hospitality and gave her a laser etched business card in case she ever wanted to come work for him. And in a heart beat he jammed down to Nashville. He caught Reba by surprise and quickly disguised himself as the Orange Room In Old Nashville.
Now for the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and Reba McEntire. Reba is going by the name of REM CENT. Chief Crazy Captain Christo is ORION ( Orange Room In Old Nashville)
Reba doesn't know it but she just opened the orange and black stage door with an OR written on it. A startled and frightened Reba thought she heard the voice of GOD but she knew she wasn't going Crazy. After all she was in an empty Orange room, with a Dean Markley Dimebag Darrell Razorback Explosion Guitar, a half-pipe skateboard ramp with three feet of vertical and a brass slide. We pick up the conversation in the hopes of learning of the REASON!
ORION: " Hi Reba it is I, Chief Crazy Captain Christo and I have come to rock your world. I need you Reba to gather all your country compadres from Nashville, er let me put it this way, all the country singers with bumps on their chests, to pay a visit to Omaha Nebraska on or about July 9th 2010. There will be a two year window of opportunity because I know that scheduling conflicts will probably arise. I would love to meet all of yall in person and play for you. I play a little bit of country but I tend to rock the boat so to speak...."
REM CENT : " How come I can't see you Chief Crazy Captain Christo? This is kind of scary for me so forgive me if I am not thrilled to death about your offer. Please show yourself"
ORION: " Reba, close your eyes and listen. Open your heart and I will flow inside. Take the time out and let your emotions fly away with me. I will take you to heaven but you must do one thing for me."
REM CENT: " Are you trying to hit on me? I got a lot of friends in Nashville buster so if you try anything I don't like , you will have Hell to pay."
ORION: " Very well Reba but I would never do that to a country Queen like yourself. Or any Country Queen for that matter. You know I did some foolish things when I was younger. But the Great Pumpkin told me to get back in and fight so I am fighting."
REM CENT: " You talk to the Great Pumpkin?"
ORION: " Yes I do! I talk to him every day and every night. Now Reba please pay attention. Instead of asking every Country female singer let's make a deal right here. You bring seventy country crooners that you feel deserve the term " Queen of Country" and I will respectfully add only five to that list. My five would have to be off course you first Reba, then Martina McBride, Carrie "Fisher" Underwood, Gretchen Wilson and Jo Dee Messina."
REM CENT: " Why should we country girls show up again? You know we are kind of busy with our careers and family and concerts. We don't just show up for anyone you know."
ORION: " I gotta go now Reba, but before I do the reason I need you country girls is because I have a special project that I would like to get started soon , like the day after July 9th 2010 would be ideal. Anyway, the project involves building a Theatrical Tree House for a little American Girl and a little American Boy. The American Boy just passed on in 2010 but the American Girl I believe
is still with us. I would be forever grateful if you ladies would show your support but again it is all up to you. One last thing Reba before I go, you are truly one of the most beautiful women on this planet and if I could I would ask GOD to spend a little more time with you and your ladies. Bye now Reba."
And with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo was finished in Nashville Tennessee. This has been another abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters. Stay tuned America!
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt training
begins January 4th 2011 and goes till settled.
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
Victoria's Secret Halloween in Nashville
To: Head Honchos at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Location, Location, Location
Just a friendly reminder that National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011 in the Twin Cities Minnesota. But this is about
Nashville and Halloween and 34 Victoria's Secret " Angels ".
Let me explain. On or about October First 2011, in Nashville,
Tennessee, you could have the First Ever Victoria's Secret Fashion
Show gone Country for Halloween. Think about it and get back to me
alright. Here are a few ideas for singers and songs for your "angels".
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. In order to be considered an Orange Race Card Angel and get your
very own Angel card ( life sized and bigger+++), you have to go through
National Debt Training in the Twin Cities Minnesota.
