Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
How to Erase the National Debt with Christo Strom
Begins January 4th 2011 and goes till settled
Jewel: Ice House Appearance ( Twin Cities )
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
To: JEWEL
You are hereby requested to make an appearance in an
upcoming video. The Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
is asking you to make an appearance as described in a
Great Pumpkin Letter involving Reba McEntire. Jewel, if you
accept the part as the " bikini clad sweet heart in an orange and
black bikini" you must be willing to come to Minnesota in the
dead of winter to film. No Hollywood production, just real
cold Minnesota with the emphasis on REAL.
As the character of Chief Crazy Captain Christo, it is my job to
organize this video shoot. If I don't hear from you, I will assume
you are either too busy or don't want to learn how to erase the
national debt. Yes, I said LEARN HOW to erase the national debt.
I will be conducting a search for JEWEL doubles if I don't hear from
you by May of 2011. Video shoot to begin in late 2011 or early 2012.
Thank you Jewel for your Tennessee Tenacity and Alaskan heritage.
Now for the fun part. KMSP's Dawn Mitchell, can you sing?
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
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