From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo,
Dear Ashley Gearing:
Tell me what you think about US? And in this question I am
referring to the National Debt. Here is a snapshot of the
Day After Christmas and the United States National Debt.
13,873,333,237,461.34
Now I realize this is a bit much to think about after a Christmas
Vacation. But the reason I bring it up is this. Starting in 2011,
I am starting up " How to Erase the National Debt" and I would
love to ask you in person to be a spokesperson for
Orange Race Card Angels. That is after you go through a short
training on what to say and all that. This has never been attempted
before so I hope you can agree that when we get it done right the first
time, there will never have to be a second time.
Anyways, the reason I would like to hire you on is because I really like
the way you used the colororangein your great video.
Think about it ok Ashley!
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
JANUARY 4TH 2011 IS THE NEW BEGINNING
National Debt Training goes till the Debt is
SETTLED.
Here are the figures just in:
13,894,216,991,773.32
So you say you love country music?
But I say you are a liar +++
Why would I say you are a liar?
Look at the damn figures above.
You can't look at those figures and go I love the USA.
It is pathetic.
Now is the time to pay attention because I am only going
to say this once.
Get off your ass and do something to help to erase the national
debt. You might have to get a little crazy to do it but if you
truly love country music and love your USA,
GET OFF YOUR ASS AND HELP!
"How to Erase the National Debt" is only for Americans and as
"Citizen" Country Christian Kane says, " Buckle Up Tight!"
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. Please forward this to President Obama
and Senator Al Franken. Merry Christmas
to one Chief and Senator from CCCChristo ( Psyche Ward +++)
Before you come in here with some kind of attitude,
you better read the HOUSE RULES
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
National Debt Training begins
JANUARY 4th 2011 and goes till settled
Here is where it stands as of today:
13,889,428,865,511.81
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
JACK DANIELS TENNESSEE AND CHURCH
Eric Church talks about Jack Daniels kicking his ass
and it is a humorous song no doubt. But I really don't
think Eric that you will ever get a sponsorship call from
ol Lynchburg Tennessee. But that's just my opinion.
I did notice that you mentioned Black Label though.
I'm pretty sure you meant the beer. But have you ever
considered touring with Black Label Society? I will go out
on a limb here and say you probably never have thought
about touring with Zakk Wylde and Black Label Society.
Which brings me back to Jack Daniels.
I knew this guy once who for his junior year for his
high school picture at Langley High School in Virginia,
changed his name to
Jack Daniels.( 1981 Langley High School in Virginia)
He thought it was so cool and carried that
bravado with him until the bottom fell out. My advice to
you Eric Church is to stick with Chief Crazy Captain Christo's
advice and go for a WATER sponsorship.
You can be a part
of Christo Strom's " How to Erase the National Debt " that
begins January 4th 2011 and goes until this beach is settled.
Or you can wait around hoping Jack Daniel's will call. Either
way the choice is up to you Eric Church and all his fans.
One last thing Eric
Christo Strom's " How to Erase the national debt" is going
to be like Jack Daniels in your song to the national debt+++
STAY TUNED and GET READY. The Orange Race Card Angels are
GETTING ALL FIRED UP +++
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. and the Angels will sing a Whiskey Lullaby.
"Jack Daniels is for sipping not guzzling." as
the reply from GRIZZLE DRIZZLE comes in from
South of the Mason Dixon Line. You will meet
GRIZZLE DRIZZLE in person when you come to
National Debt Training. Till then, lala lalalalala
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
How to Erase the National Debt with Christo Strom
Begins January 4th 2011 and goes till settled
Jewel: Ice House Appearance ( Twin Cities )
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
To: JEWEL
You are hereby requested to make an appearance in an
upcoming video. The Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
is asking you to make an appearance as described in a
Great Pumpkin Letter involving Reba McEntire. Jewel, if you
accept the part as the " bikini clad sweet heart in an orange and
black bikini" you must be willing to come to Minnesota in the
dead of winter to film. No Hollywood production, just real
cold Minnesota with the emphasis on REAL.
As the character of Chief Crazy Captain Christo, it is my job to
organize this video shoot. If I don't hear from you, I will assume
you are either too busy or don't want to learn how to erase the
national debt. Yes, I said LEARN HOW to erase the national debt.
I will be conducting a search for JEWEL doubles if I don't hear from
you by May of 2011. Video shoot to begin in late 2011 or early 2012.
Thank you Jewel for your Tennessee Tenacity and Alaskan heritage.
Now for the fun part. KMSP's Dawn Mitchell, can you sing?
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
I wrote this next piece for Reba McEntire a year of so ago.
Since we here in the Twin Cities just survived a blizzard,
I would just like to ask you to read this with a sense of humor
and urgency. You see, I have since moved on from The Great
Pumpkin Letters to forming a company called Orange Race
Card Angels and our sole purpose for existing is to show
America how to erase the national debt. Stay tuned in 2011
thru 2017 because this is going to be going down. In the meantime
enjoy some old school writing from " just a fan of Reba's"
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reba McEntire 2010 : IN THE (REBA) BEG......-An Excerpt from The Great Pumpkin Letters
Chief Crazy Captain Christo had a vision the other day. It was a deep frozen vision on the frozen tundra in Minnesota. He was out angel flying with his angel kite catamaran when he decided it was too cold to fly anymore. So he hitched his ride outside of an Ice house and knocked on the door. A bikini clad sweet heart opened the door and invited the Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo inside. The sweet heart was wearing an orange and black bikini that looked like well let's just say it melted the snow right off the Captain's Icy Beard.
The Good Chief Crazy Captain Christo had noticed the sweet heart was holding a microphone and there were no tip ups
or fishing poles in sight. She said she was on her own time in her own world on the frozen ice. She had a microphone and a Big Screen TV and was trying to sing along to the performer on the television. Upon further inspection, Chief Crazy Captain Christo noticed the performer on the Great American Country channel was none other than Reba McEntire. The Good Chief quickly decided to pay Reba a visit. He thanked the Hottest non ice fisher person in Minnesota for her suite hospitality and gave her a laser etched business card in case she ever wanted to come work for him. And in a heart beat he jammed down to Nashville. He caught Reba by surprise and quickly disguised himself as the Orange Room In Old Nashville.
Now for the conversation between Chief Crazy Captain Christo and Reba McEntire. Reba is going by the name of REM CENT. Chief Crazy Captain Christo is ORION ( Orange Room In Old Nashville)
Reba doesn't know it but she just opened the orange and black stage door with an OR written on it. A startled and frightened Reba thought she heard the voice of GOD but she knew she wasn't going Crazy. After all she was in an empty Orange room, with a Dean Markley Dimebag Darrell Razorback Explosion Guitar, a half-pipe skateboard ramp with three feet of vertical and a brass slide. We pick up the conversation in the hopes of learning of the REASON!
ORION: " Hi Reba it is I, Chief Crazy Captain Christo and I have come to rock your world. I need you Reba to gather all your country compadres from Nashville, er let me put it this way, all the country singers with bumps on their chests, to pay a visit to Omaha Nebraska on or about July 9th 2010. There will be a two year window of opportunity because I know that scheduling conflicts will probably arise. I would love to meet all of yall in person and play for you. I play a little bit of country but I tend to rock the boat so to speak...."
REM CENT : " How come I can't see you Chief Crazy Captain Christo? This is kind of scary for me so forgive me if I am not thrilled to death about your offer. Please show yourself"
ORION: " Reba, close your eyes and listen. Open your heart and I will flow inside. Take the time out and let your emotions fly away with me. I will take you to heaven but you must do one thing for me."
REM CENT: " Are you trying to hit on me? I got a lot of friends in Nashville buster so if you try anything I don't like , you will have Hell to pay."
ORION: " Very well Reba but I would never do that to a country Queen like yourself. Or any Country Queen for that matter. You know I did some foolish things when I was younger. But the Great Pumpkin told me to get back in and fight so I am fighting."
REM CENT: " You talk to the Great Pumpkin?"
ORION: " Yes I do! I talk to him every day and every night. Now Reba please pay attention. Instead of asking every Country female singer let's make a deal right here. You bring seventy country crooners that you feel deserve the term " Queen of Country" and I will respectfully add only five to that list. My five would have to be off course you first Reba, then Martina McBride, Carrie "Fisher" Underwood, Gretchen Wilson and Jo Dee Messina."
REM CENT: " Why should we country girls show up again? You know we are kind of busy with our careers and family and concerts. We don't just show up for anyone you know."
ORION: " I gotta go now Reba, but before I do the reason I need you country girls is because I have a special project that I would like to get started soon , like the day after July 9th 2010 would be ideal. Anyway, the project involves building a Theatrical Tree House for a little American Girl and a little American Boy. The American Boy just passed on in 2010 but the American Girl I believe
is still with us. I would be forever grateful if you ladies would show your support but again it is all up to you. One last thing Reba before I go, you are truly one of the most beautiful women on this planet and if I could I would ask GOD to spend a little more time with you and your ladies. Bye now Reba."
And with that Chief Crazy Captain Christo was finished in Nashville Tennessee. This has been another abbreviated version of The Great Pumpkin Letters. Stay tuned America!
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt training
begins January 4th 2011 and goes till settled.
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
Victoria's Secret Halloween in Nashville
To: Head Honchos at Victoria's Secret Fashion Show
Location, Location, Location
Just a friendly reminder that National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011 in the Twin Cities Minnesota. But this is about
Nashville and Halloween and 34 Victoria's Secret " Angels ".
Let me explain. On or about October First 2011, in Nashville,
Tennessee, you could have the First Ever Victoria's Secret Fashion
Show gone Country for Halloween. Think about it and get back to me
alright. Here are a few ideas for singers and songs for your "angels".
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. In order to be considered an Orange Race Card Angel and get your
very own Angel card ( life sized and bigger+++), you have to go through
National Debt Training in the Twin Cities Minnesota.
Reminder that National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011 in the Twin Cities Minnesota
Going till Settled +++
November 21st 2010
From the desk of:
Chief Crazy Captain " Country" Christo
Otto Raises Stakes with Soldiers and Jesus
Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo is in a really
good mood these days. The National Debt is surging
out of control at the speed of light ( SOL ) , getting
ready to surge to 14 Trillion dollars. So, why is
Chief Crazy Captain Christo smiling? To put it bluntly,
he loves the fact that no one in their right mind would
even attempt to erase the national debt. But in case you
didn't notice there is a " crazy" in my name and I intend to
live up to it! Have you ever heard of " Crazy" Otto? How
about Rebecca Otto? OK here's an easy one. Have you ever
heard of James Otto? He has a killer country tune out called
" Soldiers and Jesus" Give it a listen and let me know what
you think.
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels\
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. Below are the words and then the video. ENJOY! and if you
know Mr. James Otto, tell him Chief Crazy Captain Christo is a big
fan! Thanks +++
Grand-daddy came home in a B-52
In a pine box covered in red, white and blue
He was one of the brave and the proud and the few
Twenty-one guns helped us say goodbye
I stood there in silence tryin' hard not to cry
As the preacher, he quoted, lines written in red
And then he folded his bible and in a broken voice, he said
There's only two people who's every died for me
Laid down their lives just so I could be free
They both went through hell, beared crosses and shells
And both got back up again after they fell
They never picked the fight, but they're there
To pick up the pieces
God only knows who we'd be without soldiers and Jesus
It seems like the news loves to run 'em both down
But whenever we need 'em, they're always around
So don't hand me a party's political views
'Cause they're a left side, a right side, and then there's the truth
There's only two people who's every died for me
Laid down their lives just so I could be free
They both went through hell, beared crosses and shells
And both got back up again after they fell
They never picked the fight, but they're there
To pick up the pieces
God only knows who we'd be without soldiers and Jesus
To me, they're both heroes for the path that they chose
'Cause one fights for my life, one fights for my soul
There's only two people who's every died for me
Laid down their lives just so I could be free
They both went through hell, beared crosses and shells
And both got back up again after they fell
They never picked the fight, but they're there
To pick up the pieces
God only knows where we'd be without soldiers and Jesus
Soldiers and Jesus
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins January 4th 2011
Twin Cities, Minnesota
Toby Keith +++ Bullets in the Gun ( Reindeer on the Run ~++~ )
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
November 14th 2010
Hey Toby,
About your awesome song Bullets in the Gun, I thought just for
kicks and giggles I would alter the lyrics a bit and turn it into
a Christmas Tune. Here goes nothin...
Reindeer on the Run ~++~ ( Reindeer Games )
They used to call me lightnin
I was always quick to strike
Had everything I own
Tied to the sleigh bells on my back
I had a reputation
for never staying very long
just like a wild and restless reindeer
like ol rudolph in a song
I met a dark-haired reindeer
where they lay the whiskey down
little south of the North Pole
in a little igloo town
she had to dance for money
in that northern lights saloon
I dropped a dollar in the icebox
played that girl a tune, yea
Never see him coming
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun
she was sitting on my lap
we still had shots to kill
when a man pulled up
who owned the town
in a turbo charged sleighville
he grabbed her by her raven hair
and threw her on the floor
said no free ride for the reindeer
that aint' what I pay you for
she jumped up and grabbed my antlers
stuck it in the fat man's back
said open up the safe
and put your presents in the sack
then tied his hands behind him
and blindfolded his eyes
said if you're dumb enough to chase us Santa
you're dumb enough to die
Never see him comin'
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun
we rode across the North Pole
down into Alaska yo
when you're runnin' from ol Santa
ain't that where every reindeer goes
we came upon a town
with a name I couldn't spell
she gave me what I came for
in that Alaskan motel
I woke up beside her
to the sound of running feet
50 Santas Helpers locked and loaded in the street
she grabbed my 44
i grabbed the presents in the sack
I kissed her for the last time
and we headed out the back
They were almost on us
And every heartbeat pounded
the only thing that's left to do
when they got you all surrounded
she fired that old pistol
but we didn't stand a prayer
Antlers hit the gravel
man, presents filled the air
Never see him comin'
just hits you by surprise
it's that coal place in your soul
and the fire in her eyes
makes you come together
like wild reindeer when they run
now orange cards are on the table and
the snow balls in the gun
Respectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
aka
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. I would like to film this video in Wasilla Alaska
with you Toby Keith and Sarah Palin's family .
Just thought I'd ask in case you are interested.
National Debt Training includes the occassional
scenic route to Alaska. What say you Toby, up
for a road trip?
Country Music Awards-- Miranda and Blake--" Go to Church" +++
November Eleventh 2011
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
Hey Yall, ( there's one in every crowd!)
Just a quick post to congratulate Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton
for picking up their Country Music Awards. I think its safe to say they
would be the reigning King and Queen of Country for 2010.
Reba McEntire , I thought, in my own humble opinion , performed the
best song of the night. I just can't imagine those curves on a boy though!
Great job Reba.
Lady Antebellum. Sugarland, Zac Brown Band and many others not mentioned
here, like George Strait and Tammy Wynette. Will elaborate this weekend when
I get a chance to break away from my National Debt campaign in the Twin Cities
Minnesota. Hi Taylor Swift +++
So Hey Yall,
Resectfully in TRUTH
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
Begins January 4th 2011, Twin Cities Minnesota
Laura " Statue of Liberty" Bell Bundy: Kentucky Woman, Horse Lover's Dream
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo
November Seventh 2010 +++ 11-7-10
I have a position for you in my newly formed company. Orange Race Card
Angels, based in Minnesota, will be launching the first ever
" How to Erase the National Debt " SEMNAR series in the year 2011.
You want to hear about your position Laura? Ok here it goes. I need you
to play " The Statue of Liberty" and " The Liberty Bell" in a short ten minute
video. Now, the reason for this, and how it ties in with my SEMNARS is twofold.
First, " The Statue of Liberty". I wrote a speech about me, Chief Crazy Captain
" Country " Christo , talking to the Statue of Liberty. Click Here if you want to read
the speech. Second, " The Liberty Bell " as you know has a crack in it. Let's just say,
in my video, The " Liberty Bell " will have freshly cracked eggs oozing down into
about a dozen frying pans. On closer inspection, the frying pans are part of a cooking
contest to see who could cook up the world's greatest omellette and on really
closer inspection it will tie into the Hell's Kitchen/Master Chef ( Gordon Ramsay )and
eleven other great chefs vying for the title of THE WORLD'S GREATEST OMELLETTE
MAKER, and feed a bunch of city kids at the same time.
So, Laura Bell Bundy, how does this tie into you. Well, let me tell you, Giddy On up
here Ms. Bundy and take a listen. The National Debt is like Thirteen Trillion Dollars
and growing! Orange Race Card Angels is the only company on the planet "CRAZY"
enough to try and erase it. Your video will be the first of it's kind to egg's plain
the rules so I picked you for a reason. I don't want to work with just anyone. I want
to work with you Laura Bell Bundy! Now, how does the title of this post fit in with
you. Kentucky Woman, well that part is easy. Kentucky is obviously known for its
magnificent horses and beautiful women. The Horse Lover's Dream part is this.
My longtime love ( 18 years Halloween), who I will just call Morning Glory, loves
horses and loves Kentucky. We live in Minnesota and would love to buy land
and horses to raise down in Kentucky. I will keep my business in Minnesota
but will travel back and forth to Kentucky. If you can keep this on the down
low Ms. Bundy, I will teach you how to Erase the National Debt so you can
teach all the Kentucky Women you know as well.
Just so you know, this video will not be made without you. It has been thoroughly
bred with you in mind. Hope to meet you in Minnesota in 2011 Ms. Laura Bell Bundy!
Take Care and May God Bless You Forever +++
Chief Crazy Captain " Country" Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Hello Twin Cities News Anchors and Reporters! Happy Halloween!
My name is Christo Strom and I would like to meet all of you live
at one of my " How to Erase the National Debt Semnars ". The actual
kick off for publicity will be January 4th 2011. I just thought I would
give you a heads up to get the word out that there is an end in
sight to THE NATIONAL DEBT, I will need all the help I can get.
Instead of just reading the news and reporting the news, I thought it
would be more fun if you were part of the second GREATEST STORY
EVER TOLD. Now, to be honest, I do not know anything about your
contracts with your TV stations or your radio stations so I will just say
this. If you do decide to get on board with me ( and become true leaders
in your industry) you will have to give back to your community and your
station. I do not want to be responsible for anyone getting fired. I will
take responsibility though for getting you fired up!!!
Now, how to get a hold of me? I will get a hold of you through videos on
youtube at first so stay tuned . I can't wait to meet all of you in person.
Together, we will rock this National Debt to its core! +++ +++
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
AKA
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
P.S. There will be ample opportunity for everyone involved to easily understand
this plan. It is straightforward, to the point, and it will be going national after the
kickoff in Minnesota in the year 2011. Thank you Twin Cities News Reporters , Anchors
Radio Station DJ's ( all female by the way! +++ )
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
January 4th 2011 kicks off the year right
National Debt Training begins in Minnesota
October 24th 2010
Carrie Underwood : Louisville Sluggers and Hockey Mom Huggers
Dear Carrie:
About your lyric, "... I took a Louisville Slugger to both headlights...."
in the song Before He Cheats. I just have to say as a long time baseball player
and fan, I LOVE THOSE LYRICS.
Which is why I would like to invite you Carrie to Minnesota to attend my
" How to Erase the National Debt" Semnar in the year 2011. I would love to
make a video with you as well during the semnar to kind of scare the hell out
of politicians in America who continually drive up the National Debt
in Washington D.C. Oh yes the Hockey Mom huggers reference in the
title above. Well, I don't know about your political preference or where
you stand but the National Debt doesn't choose sides
if you know what I mean. There is no political party that is going
to erase it on its own.
Hockey Mom Sarah Palin and Carrie Underwood
together on stage with
Louisville Sluggers and Hockey Sticks would be awesome!! What say you, Carrie?
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
P.S. Hope to see you in 2011 Carrie . May God Bless You Forever!+++
How are you doing? First off, let me introduce myself.
I am a new listener of K102 FM in Minnesota. I listen at work
everyday Monday thru Friday and think you are great!
Oh, wow, my name! Formal name is Christo Strom, but my
street cred name is ( get this+++): Are you ready Donna?
CHIEF CRAZY CAPTAIN COUNTRY CHRISTO
Now the reason I am writing you Donna is this. I am starting
off a SEMNAR ( not a misprint ) series in the Twin Cities titled
" How to Erase the National Debt " by Christo Strom. The theme
for the first three months of 2011 will be a " Country " music theme.
So here is where you come in Donna. The cost for attending the
SEMNARS will be $10,000 per person. After all, the National Debt
is not getting any younger and no one can afford a free ride on this
one. This is our country Donna and we need to step up NOW.
I see you have a little thing going called Donna's Dirt. Well, I have
a surprise for you Donna if you help me promote my Semnars.
As with all surprises, you will just have to wait. You can learn more
in the meantime by clicking on this address:
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt training
begins 01/04/11.
National Debt around 13 Trillion Dollars
$13,000,000,000,000
How to Erase the National Debt by Christo Strom
Nobody said it has to be boring! So, to go along with
my National Debt Semnars in the Twin Cities Minnesota,
I will be interjecting a lot of fun along the way. Every three
months or so, the theme to the National Debt Semnar will
change. I haven't yet nailed down the first theme yet but I
am leaning toward a " How to build Hill Billy Heaven " with
a southern rock/country vibe to it. I actually do have a plan
to raise the southern sector of America, but I would need a
certain few Country artists who are female to come around.
Believe it or not, I really love the energy of Gretchen Wilson.
Plus, I hear she has a recording studio. I will need to record
and videotape the events and select the stuff I feel is right
to continue with erasing the National Debt. So without boring
you to death before I get this thing started here is a shout out
to Gretchen Wilson.
GRETCHEN,
Will you help me record a few songs and videos for How to Erase
the National Debt? The National Debt is around 13 Trillion dollars
but so what. I will be more than happy to show you how I am going
to do this but I really need your help. I think you are awesome, love
your style, and would really love to work on this project with you.
After wards I could show you the inner workings of Hill Billy Heaven,
the way a good timin American daughter should be shown!!+++
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Here Gretchen, I will promote you and your music because I like you!
Work Hard , Play Harder
I work a double shift on monday
Tuesday i get up before dawn
Wednesday pouring coffee
Thursday night i'm tendin' the bar
Well, when friday finally rolls around
I call my rough and rowdy friends and we're honkytonk bound.
Chorus:
I work hard, i play harder
I'm a good timin' american daughter
Redneck, blue collar,
And i party down to my last dollar
I work hard, i work hard, i work hard,
I play harder
(Now) I don't waste my time on
Manicures and spray on tans
And i don't pay no never mind
To the callouses i've worn on my hands
You know that people just can't understand how
I'm the first to clock in but the last to pass out
I work hard, i play harder
I'm a good timin' american daughter
Redneck, blue collar,
And i party down to my last dollar
I work hard, i work hard, i work hard,
I play harder
yea yea yea yeah
I work hard, i play harder
I'm a good timin' american daughter
Redneck, blue collar,
And i party down to my last dollar
I work hard, i play harder
I'm a good timin' american daughter
Redneck, blue collar,
And i party down to my last dollar
I work hard, i work hard, i work hard,
I work hard, i work hard, i work hard,
I play harder
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011
October Eleventh 2010
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
How to Erase the National Debt by Christo Strom
Independence Day is coming. Starting in January of 2011
Christo Strom's Orange Race Card Angels will be laying
down the law about Erasing the National Debt of the United
States. Currently it is hovering around 13 Trillion Dollars
13,000,000,000,000.
Now Martina McBride you are invited to attend and you can
bring your friend Pat Benatar if you wish. Bring 1,000 ladies if
you wish. All I ask is for an open mind and a willingness to try!
MARTINA MCBRIDE you are INVITED to ATTEND in 2011.
TWIN CITIES MINNESOTA with Christo Strom
ORANGE RACE CARD ANGELS
Respepctfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
P.S. Live Semnars ( not a misprint ) with singing and dancing and
laughing and some serious business with the National Debt.
Please come Martina, you won't regret it.
OK let's get something straight here! Faith Hill
is one lucky lady. But she can't hold a candle
to one little girl who to me epitomizes what Jesus
said when he said, ' Come to me as a child in
wonder' so why am I posting this in October
and it is not even Halloween yet? Because
silly, Halloween is coming and I want to get
ready for TRICK OR TREAT. ers+++
Anyway, Faith Hill's lyrics are below and
then the show stopper video below that.
ENJOY! +++
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Where Are You Christmas ( FAITH HILL+++)
Where are you Christmas
Why can't I find you
Why have you gone away
Where is the laughter
You used to bring me
Why can't I hear music play
My world is changing
I'm rearranging
Does that mean Christmas changes too
Where are you Christmas
Do you remember
The one you used to know
I'm not the same one
See what the time's done
Is that why you have let me go
Christmas is here
Everywhere, oh
Christmas is here
If you care, oh
If there is love in your heart and your mind
You will feel like Christmas all the time
I feel you Christmas
I know I've found you
You never fade away
The joy of Christmas
Stays here inside us
Fills each and every heart with love
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
From the desk of Chief Crazy Captain Christo
Dear Reba McEntire,
I love what you are doing+++
I love your music+++
I love every hair on your body+++
I love how you roll your eyes+++
When I sing stupid stuff+++
ok so I am not one of Country Music's
next Nashville Star but hey I live in
Minnesota and I am concentrating
on Erasing the National Debt.
So REBA MCENTIRE
what say you?
Would you be willing to sit down
with me as I explain YOUR PART
in helping to Erase the
National Debt?
It won't take long to explain.
It will be FUN and STRANGE
at the same time. FASTR as I
will be calling a lot of Great People
to join me. And you will probably
walk away smiling your pretty smile+++
That is if you can fit in an hour of your
time to learn something important.
I am starting in 2011 on January 4th
and not stopping till I am done.
Read the Great Pumpkin Letters Reba
Bring at least 5 of your Country Music
Female Friends and I will hold court
for (ahem) y'all .
I may live up north like Santa Claus
but I can't shake my Southern Roots+++
Respectfully in TRUTH,
Chief Crazy Captain "Country" Christo
P.S. REBA McENTIRE is a HERO+++
( STRANGE AINT IT?!)
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training begins
January 4th 2011 and will go till National
Debt is settled.
Gavin George Law and the FIFTH Commandment
"Honor thy father and thy mother:
that thy days may be long upon the land
which the Lord thy God giveth thee."
To Gavin George's Parents
FAITH HOPE AND LOVE
and the Greatest of these is LOVE
I'm writing a song for GAVIN and
everytime I start singing, water flows
out of my eyes. So, instead of concentrating
on a song, I'm concentrating on
the National Debt which is at around
13 Trillion Dollars.
January 4th 2011, in his memory, for GAVIN
the spirit within is moving me to do something
Until it is settled. Never forget that GOD lost
a son around two thousand years ago so ...
and he laid down his life and the LAW+++++
I pray in Jesus' name for Gavin George Law
Lord please protect Gavin Geoge Law's father
and mother and surround them in your Holy Spirit.
and
Lord please let the words flow out of my mouth
and into the ears of all the Orange Race Card Angels
That will know the Word when it is spoken
and be not afraid to take action . Simple Trust
Simple Faith Amen.
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
Reminder that National Debt Training
begins January 4th 2011
National Debt @ around 13 Trillion
October 3rd 2010
Dear Country Music Fan,
This next song is absolutely beautiful
along with the performer Lee Ann Womack
is titled I Hope You Dance. But before I
put the lyrics in, I just want to mention
one name
Gavin George Law
I will explain why next post but now on
with the show. Here are the lyrics and video
by LEE ANN WOMACK
ENJOY!
I hope you never lose your sense of wonder
You get your fill to eat
But always keep that hunger
May you never take one single breath for granted
God forbid love ever leave you empty handed
I hope you still feel small
When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance
I hope you dance
I hope you never fear those mountains in the distance
Never settle for the path of least resistance
Living might mean taking chances
But they're worth taking
Lovin' might be a mistake
But it's worth making
Don't let some hell bent heart
Leave you bitter
When you come close to selling out
Reconsider
Give the heavens above
More than just a passing glance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
I hope you dance
(Time is a real and constant motion always)
I hope you dance
(Rolling us along)
I hope you dance
(Tell me who)
I hope you dance
(Wants to look back on their youth and wonder)
(Where those years have gone)
I hope you still feel small
When you stand by the ocean
Whenever one door closes, I hope one more opens
Promise me you'll give faith a fighting chance
And when you get the choice to sit it out or dance
Dance
I hope you dance
I hope you dance
(Time is a real and constant motion always)
I hope you dance
(Rolling us along)
I hope you dance
(Tell me who)
(Wants to look back on their youth and wonder)
I hope you dance
(Where those years have gone)
(Tell me who)
I hope you dance
(Wants to look back on their youth and wonder)
(Where those years have gone)
Author Christo Strom
Sole Owner of Orange Race Card Angels
Head of Angel Promotions
October 2nd, 2010
Miranda Lambert's wonderful song first then
Chief Crazy Captain " Country " Christo's version
I know they say you cant go home again
I just had to come back one last time
Mam I know you dont know me from Adam
But these handprints on the front steps are mine
Up those stairs in that little back bedroom
Is where I did my homework and I learned to play guitar
And I bet you didnt know under that live oak
My favorite dog is buried in the yard
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it
This brokeness inside me might start healing
Out here it's like I'm someone else
I thought that maybe could find myself
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave
Won't take nothing but a Memory
From the House that built Me
Momma cut out pictures of houses for years
From Better Homes and Garden Magazine
Plans were drawn and concrete poured
And Nail by Nail and Board by Board Daddy gave life to Momma's Dream
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it
The brokeness inside me might start healing
Out here it's like I'm someone else
I thought maybe I could find myself
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave
Won't take nothing but a memory
From the house that built me
You leave home,You move on
And you do the best you can
I got lost in this whole world
And forgot who I am
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it
The brokeness inside me might start healing
Out here its like I'm someone else
I thought that maybe I could find myself
If I could walk around I swear I'll leave
Won't take nothing but a memory
From the house that built me
Now here is Chief Crazy Captain Country Christo's version
come back here Miranda I love you and I want to bless
your marriage to Blake 'Grand Ole Opry"
OK here is Chief Crazy Captain Country Christo's half-
assed attempt to say thank you to Miranda Lambert.
I know they say you can't go home again,
I just had to come back one last time,
Miranda, I know you don't know me from Adam,or Eve
But these hand prints on the CROSS are mine.
Up those stairs in that little back bedroom,
Is where I did my homework and I listened to you play guitar,
I bet you didn't know behind that big stone,
My favorite son is buried in my heart
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it,
This brokenness inside of me might start healing,
Out here it's like I'm someone else,
I thought maybe I could find myself,
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave,
Won't take nothin but a memory,
From the house the Angels built for me.
Mary cut out pictures of houses for years,
From Better Homes and Garden of Eden too,
Plans were drawn and my sons blood was poured,
Nail by nail and board by board,
My son gave life to your mama's dream.
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it,
This brokenness inside of me might start healing,
Out here it's like I'm someone else,
I thought maybe I could find myself,
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave,
Won't take nothin but a memory,
From the house Angels built for me.
You leave home and you move on and do the best you can,
I got lost in this old world and forgot WHO I AM,
I thought if I could touch this place or feel it,
This brokenness inside of me might start healing,
Out here it's like I'm someone else,
I thought maybe I could find myself,
If I could just come in I swear I'll leave,
Won't take nothin but a memory,
From the house Angels built for me.
